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HitleryRodentClinton 39 points ago +39 / -0

And Joe Biden will know the questions ahead of time.

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Choppermagic 30 points ago +30 / -0

Joe BIden's team probably WROTE the questions

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RejectTheProgramming 12 points ago +12 / -0

Will they have piped in boos and cheering?

Trump- "I have added more wealth to our nation than the past 20 presidents combined, lowered unemployment for all Americans- especially minorities, we do love our minorities amirite?- and overseen peace in the middle ea- many people said it wasn't possible. I even wasn't sure if it would be possible, but we made it happen and now have peace in the middle east. And we have seen many large and powerful companies return to US soil"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOO-naziiiii-OOOOOOOOO!!!

Biden- "Listen here Jack! My name is J- is my time up? Okay let it go"

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAYYY!!! AHHHHH-OOOOHHHH-my president!!!- YAAYYY

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plastic_Strawman 19 points ago +19 / -0

Donna Brazile has entered the chat.

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MidwestNorsk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome partisan cvnt Donna.

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INK10 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe might know the questions ahead of time but it's unlikely he'll remember them.

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what the ear piece is for.

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake News. Joe Biden barely knows his name ahead of time.

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_Cabal_ 27 points ago +27 / -0

Got a connection with Biden's earpiece?

Check.

Got Biden campaign staffers in the audience?

Check.

Got pre-published articles declaring Biden the winner ready to go online?

Check.

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LuisH 25 points ago +25 / -0

The DEMONS will do everything they can to make Biden look good. Biden hasn't been hiding in his basement for a month just chilling out... they have been giving him blood transfusions with Adrenochrome, pumping him full of drugs and prepping him for the the debates.

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

They've also been working hard for weeks now to get Sundowner Joe acclimated to a sleep schedule where he's waking up at 6 p.m., so that his dementia isn't going full throttle until past the scheduled end time for the debates. That's why his schedule has no more events past noon.

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Hardcouer 3 points ago +3 / -0

That actually makes a lot of sense. Get up at lunchtime --> alert in the evening.

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PicklesMcClanahan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Excellent work

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bluedevilga 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe Biden's iPad teleprompter ready to go on the lectern? Thug prepared to quietly move in and out to add it and remove it when nobody's looking? Why not? It worked for hillary. Actually didn't, because she lost. Joe Biden will lose by more unless we let them steal it.

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sfmaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

They threw it all at him once, and he ended up President.

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T__X 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump team needs to be there with an IR temperature scanner. Would love to bust them on that live.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair I think there is not going to be a Q&A for the first debate. Topics will be introduced and the two will be able to discuss. Now if Wallace pulls shit like, "OK the Topic is why Trump failed with coronavirus..." I would not be surprised. I have seen some topics already and they do seem a bit skewed.

""Race and violence in our cities" Should just be "violence in our cities". What can Trump possibly say about race since it's a strawman?

""The integrity of the election." All Biden has to do is claim there is no evidence. Then what?

"The Supreme Court" Who gives a fuck at this point. All that has happened is Trump has exercised his rights just like Dems would have done.

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theVelvetDonald [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Playing devil's advocate here...

Why no Q&A? Slow Joe can't answer a simple question?

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is probably the reason. And if he shows up I think it will be his last appearance because they all know he can't answer questions.

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SZYD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahah it’s funny cause it’s true.