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KeepingAmericaGreat 115 points ago +115 / -0

Check out his tongue it one of these Daily Mail pics. He was this close.

https://archive.is/wip/pEgW4

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SHALL_NOT 102 points ago +102 / -0

Good news everyone! This article says he will continue being barred from teaching children under six

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Wankerton 60 points ago +60 / -0

Ok but I don't think he should even teach high school. Last thing I'd want is high school kids thinks face tattoos are so freaking cool man.

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SHALL_NOT 56 points ago +56 / -0

I agree, just wanted to point out how ridiculous they are. "Oh its OK, he can only teach 6 yo and up!"

I mean his goals in life are to 1) look like a literal demon and 2) teach kids. Sorry bud but those are incompatible. Imagine going to a parent teacher day and this guy shows up?!

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 32 points ago +32 / -0

I’d be on the news for dropping him because I thought the school was under attack.

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hkermit 49 points ago +49 / -0

It is

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TexasPiper 24 points ago +24 / -0

This guy gets it

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 15 points ago +15 / -0

Damn straight it is. Physical scars heal way quicker than psychological ones. Keep freaks away from the kids.

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stonetears4fears 9 points ago +9 / -0

Literal vampire potbelly goblins

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Redpillmachine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wow bigot, I bet you also think that a drag queen is also incompatible to do storytelling at the library with kids.

/s

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0io- 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got really upset that the local Pedophile Strip Show and Underage Story Hour got cancelled because of this silly virus. I keep telling them "little boys and girls don't get sick from the virus, and child rapists don't care!" It's so unfair that rioters get to break the rules but child molestors have to stay home during lockdown...

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Tellguy 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you want to make face tattoos uncool, the best way is to have a teacher with them. Trust me.

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HCQaddict 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't worry. They won't!

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Airvh 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'm sure he can go help prison inmates get their elementary school diplomas.

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SHALL_NOT 14 points ago +14 / -0

Considering that many/most inmates are mentally ill, some to the point of hallucinating demons, I don't think that a literal demon teacher is the best idea

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JustHereForTheSalmon 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Hey, but don't worry, mental institutions are inhumane and we totally don't need them."

That was practically 40 years ago. Look at society today and tell me shutting them down was a good idea.

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thunderpussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

From the looks of the Marxist left, we need a veritable building boom in new asylums.......Heaven knows we have the necessary inmates to fill them.

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HCQaddict 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, he'd make an awesome GED teacher.

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Airvh 10 points ago +10 / -0

Deep Evil voice

"Are you ready to learn your lesson?"

Evil Grin

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electricboogaloo 22 points ago +22 / -0

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thunderpussy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Really. Thanks for traumatizing my kid, because of the teacher's personal problems.

Isn't that what everyone wants for their child? ......../s

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Bomberman 3 points ago +3 / -0

but.... he's black

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SHALL_NOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

But he's also bits of blue and green and white and red and yellow. I'm not sure where that falls on the privilege spectrum.

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ADAM_SCHITT 38 points ago +38 / -0

Wow

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DonJr2032 68 points ago +68 / -0

Who knew that deforming your body and making it look as evil and unnatural as possible scared little kids (and adults)!

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Magatronic 64 points ago +64 / -0

Come on, man. He’s Darth Welfare!

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Nonredneck4 13 points ago +13 / -0

nah just a regular teacher's union guy

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GodfreydeBullion 12 points ago +12 / -0

I loled.

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

kek

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Deadangles 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol when people say people with tattoos should be accepted in the workplace

It's a decision to mutilate your body like that. I've got a few but they're all hidden. I had the foresight to get them in a place to easily cover it up but not the foresight to think I probably won't want these 15 years later. So it goes

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SanFranShitty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly. People MADE A DECISION to get tattoos. It’s not like you were born with tattoos. Big difference

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Contra_Bombarde 5 points ago +5 / -0

Normalcy... doesn't need acceptance.

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MrSir 20 points ago +20 / -0

I didnt even know you could tattoo a tongue. Figured the skin would shed it away or something.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 21 points ago +21 / -0

Oh yeah, you can tattoo anything with nipples.

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plastic_Strawman 22 points ago +22 / -0

Could you tattoo me, Greg?

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GlockGoldman 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was a wonderfully unexpected reference.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pam: Dad... Greg doesn't have any tattoos. He's never even been to a skin shop. He grew up reconstructionist Jewish, tattoos are forbidden.

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2020yall 13 points ago +13 / -0

It was ruled that the 35-year-old, who is considered to be France's most tattooed man, could continue teaching but only for children over the age of six.

I'm nearly 40. I'm still terrified of this guy.

'Maybe when they are adults they will be less racist and less homophobic and more open-minded,' he added.

When will the world learn to accept gay lizard men with face tattoos and tattooed eyeballs, and trust them with their 5-year-old children?

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BilbroNaggins 18 points ago +18 / -0

He will cut his dick like an octopus and will constantly show it to the children.

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Pede3 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's messed up, but at least he couldn't reproduce.

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even octopus ink.

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GulagDweller 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't know what you're talking about, why would anyone not want this upstanding individual teaching their young children? I understand his teaching aide is a Fat Trans Stripper, all the better!

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr Slave!!!

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Adhal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget the prince albert

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GlockGoldman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would immediately cut ties with any friends and family that opt for such nonsense. As a man, I genuinely find most male piercings to be in poor taste as is. That shits for women and walls.

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Tcrlaf1 193 points ago +194 / -1

The mentally ill should not be allowed around kids, let alone teaching them.

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booga 32 points ago +32 / -0

Oh yeah, even if he was mentally sound he would terrify children.

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bighomiebeenchillin 25 points ago +27 / -2

bUt iTs nOt HiS fAuLt tHe ChiLdrEn aRE BigOtsS

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Airvh 13 points ago +13 / -0

Parent's who think their politics is more important than their child's safety.

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clara__ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same kind of parent that lets their kid audition for Cuties

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

He'd scare the daylights out of me!

If he showed up at my door to repair something, I'd say no thanks and complain to the company that sent him.

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hit_backspace 18 points ago +18 / -0

Well that eliminates at least half of all public school teachers

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ScareCraze 11 points ago +11 / -0

Serious question, though. What drives a person to want to do this? He’s like a kid who likes costume time too much, but is an adult. Maybe he needs to grow up a little.

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +8 / -1

This is true with all people who body modify in anyway. You weren't born with a steel ball in your tongue because your mouth isn't primarily meant for sucking dicks.

All piercings are weapons of wars to be used on their wearer. Tattoos are for slaves.

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Ravenant 23 points ago +25 / -2

Fuck off with the bullshit "men around kids are pedos". It's fucking normal to like kids. You have evidence? Hang them, until then leftist witch hunts can get fucked.

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Ravenant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes and it's pernicious and in absolutely no way does it line up with traditional conservative thought.

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IthoughtIwalked 8 points ago +9 / -1

Eh... he said "if they're even the slightest bit off"

The guy obviously has a state of mind different from the norm with his obsession for body modification, so u/Current_Year_Acct has a point. Socially deviant men that love children are in the "high risk" category for being a pedophile. I don't know if him being short would count as increasing his odds of being a pedo though...

And to u/GlowBoi , I think that in more cases than not, any straight, normal acting man that is at least somewhat knowledgeable of sports is typically accepted as a coach for either boys or girls sports. Idk where you've seen the opposite happen

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trollkin0331 5 points ago +7 / -2

The guy you called a faggot's point was specifically referring to the generalization about men around kids, not defending this guy as an individual.

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trollkin0331 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't understand your comment. Did someone use the word 'different' incorrectly somewhere? I mean, what you said is correct, but I don't see its relevancy to the misunderstanding being displayed by the person I replied to.

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Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, the other comment used the word 'different', and I just clarified the spirit of this guy unsettling people does not just mean he's creative. not really argumentative, just commenting.

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Ravenant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure dude.

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NancyPeloci 132 points ago +132 / -0

If we can't see your pupils, you can't have pupils.

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bellcurvestrikesback 27 points ago +27 / -0

Kek

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IhateNPR 10 points ago +10 / -0

Very nice.

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bellcurvestrikesback 61 points ago +62 / -1

If you homeschool

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hectorspector 20 points ago +21 / -1

Bold prediction.

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bellcurvestrikesback 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm guessing homeschoolers skew conservative

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was true until about 7 or 8 years ago.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

Homeschooling is the only way to break our bad cycles as a society.

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’d be surprised- probably the majority but I’m in homeschool groups where many lefties homeschool bc they think the schools aren’t far enough left- truly scary

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HCQaddict 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm boning my kid's home school teacher.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +6 / -5

I'm boning my neighbor kid's home school teacher.

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WhiteLash 26 points ago +26 / -0

No

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Megadog3 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are definitely a few. I've never had an issue with any of my teachers. Though maybe that's changed the past few years since I graduated High School (though my brother assures me everything is fine still).

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remindmelater 91 points ago +92 / -1

I'm against Satan...or anyone who looks like Satan teaching our kids....I guess I'm just old fashioned that way....

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Shoe 48 points ago +48 / -0

I'm not even religious, and I don't want people who worship well-known evil entities teaching kids

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Formerlurker92 19 points ago +19 / -0

Same

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based!

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runonce 72 points ago +72 / -0

This wasn't an overnight transformation. Wonder at what point he gave them reason to pause.

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ILearnedToCode 19 points ago +19 / -0

Realistically, had to be the eyes. The eyes are devilish. The tattoos probably didnt look too bad at first, then it got progressively worse, then he had little visible skin left, then something had to be done when he made his fucking eyes black

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HCQaddict 10 points ago +10 / -0

His heart is so fucking dark he blotted out the window into his soul so you could never realize his intent. He sucks as a human being.

Congrats on learning to code.

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donotclickjim 54 points ago +54 / -0

I got into a debate one time with my Lefty friend. He said it was wrong for a company to discriminate and stereotype for any reason. I tried to explain to him that we in the business world (he's in academia of course) have to make long term decisions based on very limited time and information. If a person comes in with a face tattoo I'm going to instinctively make a lot of assumptions about this person. I'm willing to suppress those judgements and give someone a chance to prove themselves but unfortunately they are already at a disadvantage. He said it's wrong that I stereotype based on appearances, which I agree but said that we all do it whether we want to or not. He agreed because he believes in Critical Race Theory and that all white people are racist. I explained though that people still have to make judgements based on limited information. I asked him if he would trust a person with a tattoo of MS13 written across his face to watch after children. He said he would. At that point I knew I had lost my friend forever to this insane cultist ideology.

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donotclickjim 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't think they would either. I think they were just virtue signaling.

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Visolatte 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good riddance sounds like.

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jamrs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I asked him if he would trust a person with a tattoo of MS13 written across his face to watch after children. He said he would.

Nah, he was just being intellectually dishonest because he wanted to "win" an argument. He's not after truth. He's after feel feels.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry for your loss.

Your friend has willingly given up his brain.

And everything he said (that you reported) is wrong.

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don_piledrive_hilary 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet he actually would, but against his undeniable instincts.

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edxzxz 33 points ago +33 / -0

Any doctor that would do any of those things to a human being should have their license revoked.

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IthoughtIwalked 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is what I interpret "my body, my choice" advocating for. If you have the cash and want to fuck yourself up, go ahead and do it. Don't expect society to accept you though.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

bIgOt

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lustmorden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of an episode of Nip/Tuck when some lady insisted on getting the cat plastic surgery. At first the docs were all "what? no," then they gave in because $$$... then afterwards her friends showed up and freaked out because she's bipolar and was just off her meds.

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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because doctors take the Hippocratic oath - "Do no harm". That is the bedrock principle of all medical care. If as a lawyer someone's willing to pay me 50 grand to put a witness on the stand who I know will lie, is that cool too? How about as a cop if a drunk I pull over is willing to give me 50 grand to let them drive the rest of the way home? Professional people who fail to live up to the ethical and legal standards required of their profession lose their licenses, for good reason.

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the same thing, and don’t know about some of the actual plastic surgery but the article said “(name, can’t remember) who performed the surgeries is an artist and a pioneer in body modification techniques” so that’s pretty terrifying

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Litecola 16 points ago +16 / -0

Whoa, unhappy people don't become happy by mutilating themselves? Freak doc probably laughed all the way to the bank tho.

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Mitschu 3 points ago +3 / -0

And you look at the comments, and it's all liberal talking point hogwash. His spirit animal came to him as a fat anthropomorphic tiger with big ol' tiddies, so who are we to judge and shame his time-honored ancestral Huron* tribal beliefs, bigot?

* (beliefs include distinct, strongly-enforced gender roles taught from an early age, respect for their farming traditions and early adoption of Catholicism, and no animal worship or spirit kinship, you're thinking of a different tribal nation than the one you claimed to be part of, mate)

Edit: Which kind of sums up leftism in a nutshell. Fake tolerance and understanding of other people based on outdated stereotypes. OF COURSE injuns dance around campfires, hit up the firewater for inspiration, and commune with spirits, everyone knows that. So when a man comes along claiming to be injun and says he communed with spirits after a night of heavy drinking and they told him to grow tiger tits, we should respect his beliefs, that's just what those wacky injuns do, and we tolerate all beliefs here! Ooga booga ooga booga. How! Scalpum me white man. Look at how respectful I am being!

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Tcrlaf1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Popular at the pickup bar for about a week, but after that...

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xBigCoffinHunter 37 points ago +38 / -1

Kindergarten? Christ those kids had to be terrified

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plastic_Strawman 26 points ago +26 / -0

I was afraid of clowns at that age. I would have run screaming from anything that looked like that.

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xBigCoffinHunter 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’m almost 50. I’m still uneasy around clowns. You can’t trust a grown man that walks around like that.

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plastic_Strawman 11 points ago +11 / -0

True. John Wayne Gacy springs to mind as a for instance.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

come on don't you like rope tricks???

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

or grown woman. My sister in law, did this for money in college. Good on her for trying, I just wish she stayed dressed up like that because she moved on to policy and ruining families.

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

He may not be scarier than all the Cenobites, but yeah he's easily scarier than Pinhead.

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm way beyond kindergarten and I'm afraid of him.

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Necrovoter 31 points ago +31 / -0

Teacher Satan Hates White People Jr said he loves sacrificing children to Moloch.

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MuslimMAGA 25 points ago +25 / -0

And nobody cares about how the children will be traumatised by such a face.

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Yheymos 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes... because children really react well to being anywhere close to ACTUAL DEMON LOOKING FUCKERS. Glad he got fired.

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Smurfection 11 points ago +11 / -0

He wasn't fired. He is restricted from teaching kids under the age of six. This also happened in France, not the U.S.

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stonepony 15 points ago +15 / -0

Honestly, the ink work looks clean and that's probably the "best" looking colored eye tattoo I've seen. F' yourself up and you do you. But you think you should be teaching 5 year old kids?

If you're too stupid to appreciate how that's a problem, then you're too stupid to teach. Go do movies where you're not required to have a brain.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Carnivals are hiring!

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Beat_to_Quarters 11 points ago +11 / -0

We're past that south park episode where Garrison does the most outrageous, inappropriate behavior around kids to get fired, but he gets a tolerance award.

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Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beyond parody in most ways lately.

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nc777 11 points ago +11 / -0

CNN is becoming a great producer of inadvertent Redpills.

(Also we need a Redpill flair and category.)

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Smurfection 10 points ago +10 / -0

THIS IS FROM FRANCE.

This is a french guy in a french school in France. Furthermore, he is still teaching but just children over the age of six.

I don't care what the Frenchies do. If they want this nonsense in their schools and are willing to coddle his weirdness, that's their business. We have no obligation to save France a third time.

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Visolatte 6 points ago +6 / -0

The muslims will burn him as an idolater eventually anyways.

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A_Deplorable_Basket 10 points ago +10 / -0

He loved being a kindergarten teacher because he got off on scaring the kids. They're being emboldened more every day. It's insane that this guy gets a fluff piece instead of being shunned from society like he deserves.

The social contract is that you have the right (within reason) to do what you want to yourself, and we have the right to not associate with you if you're a psychopath. This moral relativism bullshit was never going to end well.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Show me this social contract that you say I'm privy to.

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MusicToMyEars 9 points ago +9 / -0

He wins the Darwin Award without even having to die first.

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ppalgansaek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously?

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BluetoothHelibungee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah bud you've disqualified yourself from almost every job nevermind kindergarten. I wouldn't hire you as a welder.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good. Anyone who does this to their face and eyes deserves to be unhirable for being retarded.

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BadManOrange 7 points ago +7 / -0

Most teachers who have tattoos go out of their way to cover them up when they're in school. This guy goes out of his way to make sure they're on his face.

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NeilNewsNetwork 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait, what! My actions have consequences?

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HughGRection 6 points ago +6 / -0

You don't have a right to social acceptance.

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seismic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Remember standards? I had to dress nice with a tie to be a shelf stocker at a grocery store in the 80s. These days Kroger has these freaks with bright blue hair, holey jeans and zero hygiene working in their stores. Make dress codes great again.

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lispboy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pray for this man. This is what demonic oppression looks like folks. Tattoos of demonic or satanic symbols, body mutilation by proxy (surgery), self-mutilation (cutting, etc), gender transmorphia, it's all the devil's work to destroy God's creation, and desecrate his image.

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IntrepidBurger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists not only have no standards, they don't understand what they are.

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ImpeachThisBitch 5 points ago +5 / -0

The power of Christ compels you.

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VenusDe 5 points ago +5 / -0

No offense to those who are into tattoos -- but some tattoos should make you unemployable in jobs involving anyone under the age of 18 -- full face and body tattoos meet that definition IMO.

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Gmama2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good. Children should and would be terrrified.

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

This....................... is CNN

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I love teaching kindergarten but I love dressing up as Satan, woe is me"

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's suing for 500 million dollars and his GoFundMe account is already at 1.6 million dollars because on his GFM profile page he has a "Fuk Trump - No Ragrats" tattoo on his Prince Alberta'd lady penis.

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Rune_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sometimes I read things now and my brain has to do a windows reboot.

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mrhotpotato 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a fellow frenchman... why would CNN care about this retarded guy that France already forgot ?

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Caferrell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kill it before it breeds!

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scerden 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't have kids but if I did I would pull them out of this dudes class in a heartbeat!

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VonTrappenstein 4 points ago +4 / -0

Showed this to my teenage daughter, her question was "How does one pay for all that on a kinder teacher's salary?"

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Magalandia 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don’t fuckin say...

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Jimmy_Russler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why wont these racist bigots let a man who looks like the spawn of Satan teach kindergarten kids?

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right rib cage --> MISSED A SPOT!

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InterloperKO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weird. He must not teach in a dem controller area

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Deathlessly 3 points ago +3 / -0

But at least it pleased his father, Thanos.

What did it cost?

Everything.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wood chipper.

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +4 / -1

No shit, those 5 year olds would have nightmares for years.

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sagebrushfire 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t even imagine how awful it would be for my little girl with her new backpack and lunch box to head into class and see that...thing waiting for her. The kicker? I’d be the “monster” for complaining.

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iamrealfunnylaughplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yikes... Imagine how many nightmares that would give the kids.

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UCLA_freethinker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Islam wouldnt allow this flim flam, good job france!