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sustainable_saltmine 82 points ago +83 / -1

We don't need a testing strategy. We need to stop tracking this fucking virus. All it does it give states fuel to manipulate their "cases" numbers.

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Viewer01 19 points ago +19 / -0

Fauci probably has band aids on his knees from 20 years ago he’s still peeling off.

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NotGeorgeSoros 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don’t put bandaids on rug burns.

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Justthetip 4 points ago +4 / -0

AIDS bandaids?

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fingerofkek 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yep the only thing it does is spend money and Increments a counter.

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dakin116 8 points ago +8 / -0

100%, surely there is enough data to just estimate like they do with the flu. Who cares how many asymptomatic cases there are? Fauci can fuck off with his "theres so much we dont know" like this is a newly discovered thing. Coronavirus's have been around for decades

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AbrahamLincoln 67 points ago +67 / -0

The flu so dangerous, you have to be tested to know if you have it.

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GEOTUSMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

THE HOLOCOUGH

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JohnPRyan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brilliant!

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GEOTUSMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you love that one, could I interest you in chinkenpox?

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ElectricChad 51 points ago +51 / -0

Only sick people should be tested. Fuck pool testing.

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booblitchutz 23 points ago +23 / -0

Problem is the symptom list of COVID covers literally every possible mundane ailment you can have, then the PCR test pops you positive if ANY RNA from ANY coronavirus exists.

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ElectricChad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly. You can not be contagious but have viral shed still in your system for months. A cold and some allergies will also flip the test postive.

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Jastra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Serious question. What’s the point in even getting tested? They don’t treat you. They just tell you to quarantine and get better. Like we have our whole lives with a cold/flu.

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is none. But the fear mongering has made people think that even with a sniffle they need to be tested and hope they aren't stuck on a ventilator. I wouldn't get tested even if I felt ill.

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Dueler312 -26 points ago +3 / -29

Its better that we know it so we will know when the CV19 virus is dying down.

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BlueWaterDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao the only reason there’s a “pandemic” is because of the MSM. It’ll start “dying down” whenever the MSM starts saying it’s dying down.

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ElectricChad 45 points ago +46 / -1

Lockdowns are the worst and it's bullshit. Probably more suicide deaths than from the Wuflu.

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Illah88zillah 25 points ago +26 / -1

What retard downvoted this? 🤡🥸

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Magistra 14 points ago +14 / -0

I love that we can say retard! Let freedom reign!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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AbrahamLincoln 36 points ago +36 / -0

This horseshit is never going to end, is it?

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 9 points ago +9 / -0

It will only end if 2nd term Trump, or we end it.

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ThoughtPoPoNoNo 1 point ago +3 / -2

How would trump end it 2nd term?

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Randomite 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m in Ohio. A middle school near me just shut down completely for 2 weeks because 3 adult employees tested positive. No kids were positive. Rest of the staff was negative. Health department staff are making daily surprise visits, 7 days/week, to each student’s home to ‘take and record temperatures’ (ie, make sure you’re staying home).

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Ccjunque 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. This is a bit draconian, eh?

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AbrahamLincoln 31 points ago +31 / -0

What is the POINT of testing people who ARE NOT SICK? Can someone explain this to me?

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ProphetOfKek 27 points ago +27 / -0

Don’t let yourself be tested. Seriously. At least not if you are asymptomatic.

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ProphetOfKek 14 points ago +14 / -0

No shit. Or you can go get nasally raped to prove you don’t have it so you can get back to work! I know, you’re welcome!

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fingerofkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha. Nasal rape.

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Sevdawn 12 points ago +12 / -0

My work place (Amazon FC) is offering voluntary testing on site. I just laugh at my manager whenever he comes around to ask (he just says 'I know I know, my boss says I have to ask everyone regularly)

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

or if you have allergies, or a cold, or a stomach flu, or a hangover, or a headache, or muscle soreness from working out...

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cancelled a medical procedure a little while back because I had to be tested beforehand. It wasn't a critical thing that would affect my health, but I told the doctor's office why I was putting it off till later and they completely understood. From what I've seen, you stand a high chance of getting a false positive result and then they'll send in their case trackers who can impact the lives of everyone you've had contact with.

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ElectricChad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shouldn't be it's stupid. People that are exposed supposedly and the whole asymptomatic shit.

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fingerofkek 6 points ago +6 / -0

What’s the point of testing people who are sick? It doesn’t lather the course of treatment.

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phil_d_snutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two reasons people without symptoms get tested is because they're bored and for shits and giggles. No lie, this is actually what my dumb ass postal worker Biden voting mom told me when I asked why she got tested.

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DarkestBeforeTheDon 31 points ago +33 / -2

STOP MASS TESTING

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Strike_Eagle784 26 points ago +27 / -1

CHY-NA Virus. I love how he refuses to call it COVID, just another reason as to why I support our President.

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Satire 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wish he would go all the way and call it the FAKE NEWS CHINA VIRUS that it is.

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Strike_Eagle784 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or even better, the KUNG FLU. I'd love to see more triggered presstitutes at the press beatings haha.

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he backed himself into a corner at the onset of all this craziness. He was told millions of people could die and they took aggressive measures to mitigate that including publishing to the states the step procedure for opening up their states. With all that, he can't come out before an election and tell everyone, "It turned out to be all bullshit."

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Kekintosh2020 26 points ago +26 / -0

Stop with the fucking fraudulent tests, literally creating the ScamDemic

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 8 points ago +8 / -0

All flu, pneumonia, etc deaths will be counted as cv19 deaths. 2020electioncenter.com

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ntvl 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only good thing is I doubt anyone will self swab properly. I could barely do it when I had a doctor do it for me. No way in hell people are going to do it right themselves.

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RockyMin 26 points ago +27 / -1

Hopefully he reiterates that you should only get tested if you feel sick.

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sustainable_saltmine 8 points ago +10 / -2

this. it should ONLY be a confirmation test if you feel sick and want to know if it's specifically Corona. It should NOT be "I feel fine but gonna get testing just in case". Asymptomatic spread is 100% weapons-grade bullshit. If you're not coughing up phlegm, or your nose isn't running you're not spreading a virus through saliva or exhaled breath.

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RockyMin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought a runny nose wasn't a symptom of covid. But yep, I've felt fine all year so there's no way I'm getting tested. And definitely not getting a vaccine either.

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bobobob 23 points ago +23 / -0

This is going to spike the case numbers just in time for the election.

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McFatty7 22 points ago +23 / -1

Even in my Blue State of New Jersey, nobody's wearing masks anymore except if the business requires it.

Even the non-chain restaurants aren't really following the 25% indoor capacity limit anymore.

It's pretty much common knowledge that this virus was 100% political.

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sustainable_saltmine 10 points ago +10 / -0

yeah personally my wife puts up better with that mask shit so if she's willing to do things like shopping, great. Means I don't have to put a face diaper on to go. I don't know any businesses that aren't requiring it, most places I've thought to go have signs on the front door making it required. Personally, I don't like confrontation and don't want to find out the store I pick to go to they wig out if you walk in without a mask (because they're terrified of being shut down if they're caught letting someone in maskless). If someone comes up to me and tells me "I need a mask", not only will I promptly leave and not come back, I'll probably say something to them I really don't want to have to and it'll be all I can do not to slap a bitch. It would piss me off that much. If you "make a scene, rest assured the mask-sheep will all gather around while you argue with the managers, and record it to shame you later, then cheer like they won some goddamn victory when the manager kicks you out.

I'm sure if enough people call Murphy's "Karen Hotline" he'll sic the health department on the establishment and "Atilis Gym" them. He's determined not to listen to reality and doesn't want to give up his power right now.

What we have to do is basically absolve the business from any wrongdoing if someone is "contact traced" to have "contracted COIVD" from that business. Basically they can't be sued or have any licenses taken away as long as they followed cleanliness guidelines - they wiped down/disinfected things on a schedule, they kept things neat and clean, etc (masks on the staff is not part of the plan) Absolve them from any liability, maybe then they wouldn't be so paranoid about adhering to forcing people to wear masks in-store.

The Governor basically made everyone the "mask police". The Karen Hotlines where people who love to ruin everyone else's day will call just to fuck you over, the tattle on your neighbor for having a party website, the stores themselves threatened with shutdown for letting ONE person in maskless, etc. it's gotta stop. Just refusing to wear the mask only works in places that don't care. If they're paranoid about losing their business license, their health certificate or whatever they're still going to be very aggressive about masks.

Hell, officially you're supposed to be able to go to parks maskless as long as you can distance or you go hiking on back trails and aren't constantly mingling with groups. Can't do that in Essex County though, all the county parks have big signs at the entrances "Masks and Social Distancing Required". So I haven't basically done much of anything outside of a few family/friends parties, visiting my parents and my wife's family since lockdowns started. I still work from home, and outside of once we went to a chain restaurant and ate outside for my nephew's birthday only picked up/ordered in or made our own food. I'm just not going to voluntarily give in to wearing a mask just so I can "get out of the house".

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

You've described my life for the past few months. If I want something from a restaurant, I order delivery or carry out. Shopping is done by delivery too. Less impulse buys.

Every once in a while I will go out to a store. Bought some headlights at a small, local shop. The guy running the store said he wouldn't bother if it wasn't for the Karens, and a few of his employees weren't wearing them either. It was a relief to see.

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ntvl 4 points ago +4 / -0

My blue state of WA is the same, only in the big stores. And even there, under the nose. My school even has 2 days a week open!

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's surprising for NJ. Here in Texas, people are wearing them like status symbols or something. I went to the grocery store and I see practically everyone in the parking lot wearing them. It's bizarre what we're seeing in this state. I feel like I'm living in CA. I'm hoping that Abbott's executive orders get struck down by a high court or he comes to the realization that he's a hated cuck and starts to follow the direction of states like FL, Georgia and SD.

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McFatty7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here in Texas, people are wearing them like status symbols or something.

Depends where you're going obviously. If you go to a big chain for grocery shopping (Target, Whole Foods etc), then yeah you'll see everyone wear masks just like here in NJ.

With the exception of the "Karens", everyone knows that the business requires the mask, because the State or Local government requires the businesses to enforce the masks.

We were one of the first days to lock down, and the Governor just kept extending the timeline indefinitely. The Governor chose to ignore the people's wishes to lift restrictions in a timely matter, so the people responded by just ignoring the Governor.

We the people have declared the virus to be over, just like in Florida.

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keepwinning 21 points ago +22 / -1

sorry caterpillars, i'm so over this covid bs.

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astro_eng 11 points ago +11 / -0

FAKEDEMIC!

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keepwinning 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fraudemic!

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keepwinning 21 points ago +21 / -0

From the beginning, the WRONG TESTS have been used. They are FAR TOO SPECIFIC and yield 90%+ positives where the infected is not infectious. Of course, these tests are $100+ a piece, where the far less specific but in a pandemic are far more relevant cost < $1 a piece. These paper tests show positive only when the person is actually infectious.

Hopefully sanity prevails at some point.

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GenericInsult 13 points ago +13 / -0

That, and you cannot convince me otherwise that the "tests" themselves were responsible for actually infecting people.

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keepwinning 7 points ago +7 / -0

early on that is very plausible imo.

Consider now that thousands of labs worldwide have live virus samples and these can be turned around and released to reinfect as needed to push the narrative.

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Kekintosh2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

Or....or stop terrorizing the public with fraudulent testing

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lurkwellmyfriends 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's why the media hates him.

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zabbers 6 points ago +6 / -0

And what an amazing name folks, Dr. Atlas. He's right out of central casting.

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ntvl 10 points ago +10 / -0

damnit, and my kids schools were just getting started. I thought we were finally going to stop asymptomatic testing?

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The_Litehaus_Abides 17 points ago +17 / -0

well there goes voting in person. guess what these governors will do with those tests? "THERE'S A HUGE SPIKE!!!! OMG!!!"

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Kekintosh2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wow talk about how I could not give a fuck about your medical tyranny demonstration, effeminate faggot.

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Dueler312 15 points ago +17 / -2

Hopefully soon, all of this will get us rid of the masks and social distancing.

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AbrahamLincoln 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol, testing doesn't work that way. It makes them double down on shit that doesn't do anything except piss people off.

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sustainable_saltmine 8 points ago +8 / -0

yep. More tests = more data = more ways they can manipulate that data into "more cases" or whatever they need to keep the public scared and more willing to be controlled.

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E-dantes 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the way the tyrants will use it

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

100%. Testing got us into this nonsense. If they'd just stuck to hospitalization rates, we would be long past this. Everything reported now is about positive tests and you NEVER hear about how hospitalizations and deaths are trending.

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kratomlol 14 points ago +14 / -0

The cases are going up because they do not reverse dumbasses, they will always increase every day 1+1=2. Fuck I hate these "journalists"

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

Did he say "Great job by Abbott?" Because my Texas city is still under a draconian lockdown.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +8 / -2

He's talking about the lab that developed this rapid test.

Greg Abbott is a feckless RINO turd.

TX GOP's first act as far as I can tell since Allen West got elected was to sue Abbott for not convening the legislature to change the early voting dates.

On Friday Abbott had the nerve to announce a "legislative agenda" to further criminalize rioting (oh great, fine) but refuses to convene the legislature for a special session to do a fucking thing about it (oh darn). Because he knows the first thing the legislature will do is tear apart his precious mask mandate!

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish these lawsuits would start taking a few bites out of his ass. The Texas Supreme Court needs to get some of these cases and I think they'll strike down these orders, mandates and ordinances.

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Diana 13 points ago +13 / -0

Please announce you've just signed an executive order deporting Ilhan Omar.

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SSFade 13 points ago +13 / -0

The reality is the virus is real. It clearly isn't the pandemic that most of news claim. The nasal brain swab test is horrible and can't logically determine things. If you have a sinus infection it's the most painful thing you can experience. I can only say so much as I had a sinus infection and had to take the test. I've had bones broken, kidney stones passed, but the pain of that test brought me to tears.

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fingerofkek 11 points ago +11 / -0

And getting the test doesnt do a damn thing for treatment. It’s pointless.

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philandy 8 points ago +8 / -0

The virus is as real as the common cold. Why hasn't the flu been called novel and required perpetual masks and closing of brick and mortar and their website shops?

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SSFade 6 points ago +6 / -0

You clearly already know the reason.

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Krig2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elemental zinc 25mg

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maga_gal 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does test for the flu. I had the brain pick test in 2015 lol

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ChilledCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can’t wait, if you have symptoms then you take HCQ. If you wait for the test you can be too far gone.

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Dueler312 13 points ago +13 / -0

Taking no questions from the press.

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sad to not hear a distant "MisterPresidentMisterPresident do you deny charges that some have made that you committed tax fraud????"

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 13 points ago +14 / -1

LET'S GO. STOP THE LOCKDOWNS. END THIS SHIT, MR. PRESIDENT!

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can't. It would be a 24/7 news cycle up to the election about how he's advocating for killing people. They already dug their hole at the onset of this bullshit. They reacted to it like it was a CAT 5 hurricane coming and they had to. No one really knew early on. They published recommendations for states opening up and he's said many times how his actions prevented the deaths of millions.

But after the election, he needs to completely reverse this and push the country into a return to full normal and he's indicated this at some of his rallies.

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AbrahamLincoln 13 points ago +14 / -1

This feels like a massive own-goal. Give the governors another tool for indefinitely extending lockdowns.

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ethan123 13 points ago +14 / -1

lol "hope you don't test positive"

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Meatbank84 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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TexasJack 10 points ago +10 / -0

3 million tests per day...that's crazy

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meanwhile on the left..."The USA is far behind every other country in managing the pandemic!"

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

It worked for you? Well.....well that must have been an anomaly!!! Yeah! A statistically insignificant anomaly!

How absolutely DARE you imply that taking a few highly controversial drugs and vitamins will cure Covid! You're giving people false hope! People are going to do the same thing and go out in public and become superspreaders! The deaths of thousands are on your head!!!!!!!

/s

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Randomite 1 point ago +1 / -0

How did you get it?

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ChilledCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet quercetin and HCQ along with zinc prevent other corona related infections too! I have been taking quercetin for months with a multivitamin that has decent amount of zinc.

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Randomite 2 points ago +2 / -0

So whatever happened with the fish tank cleaner guys case. Did they determine his wife killed him?

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Why are cases still going up mr. President?!" Hurr durrrrr

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago +7 / -0

because they keep changing the definition of "case" to whatever keeps the totals inflated. That's why if you live in a household of 4, and you test positive, the rest of your household automatically is "assumed positive", and then if each of them goes and gets tested, and test positive, they count everyone else in the household (meaning you WILL get doubles) so you could get 4 + 4 + 4 + 4 "cases" in one household of 4 if each gets tested and is positive. They don't correct for duplicates. Also in many places, each positive test is a "case" meaning you test positive, then come back a few days later and still positive, that's 2 cases, just for you.

then all the bullshit with old "cases" that they decide NOW are legit that they dump on today even though they are from maybe 2 or 3 months ago. The definition of "case" is whatever they want it to be to keep the number high enough to "justify" another renewal of dictator powers for the Governor

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Meatbank84 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did anybody else empathize with the General/Admiral when his paper blew away? Some shit like that always happens to me when I am public speaking at my job LOL

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ElectricChad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gonna be more cases, they will make it mandatory to get tested everywhere.

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ElectricChad 7 points ago +7 / -0

No questions reeeeeeeeeeeeeee muh taxes! Also, he didn't say what his test result was.

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Conserve1982 7 points ago +7 / -0

Will it have a positive symbol or two blue lines?

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keithkman 7 points ago +8 / -1

That test is so simple. Very remarkable they could demo it live.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 7 points ago +7 / -0

FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET

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Dckman 4 points ago +4 / -0

SPACE FORCE

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debacle 6 points ago +6 / -0

These men need to bring their fucking wands into my state. They're doing everything they can to destroy our economy and children's future.

Fuck Andrew Cuomo.

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Ieggo 6 points ago +6 / -0

The median age of people dying of the China virus is above the average life expectancy. That's all you need to know to explain that these shut downs are bullshit.

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Indianapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m at work. What he saying?

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sustainable_saltmine 9 points ago +9 / -0

I really wish there was a tool he could use to force them to end the lockdowns. but if it's something like withholding funding or whatever, the normies will just REEEEEE that he's heartless and trying to make people in the state suffer "because selfish people don't want to wear masks and accept a vaccine"

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Indianapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

He can...after voting ends.

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ntvl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got to wait til after the election. We're almost there.

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AbrahamLincoln 8 points ago +8 / -0

100,000,000 doses of a totally unnecessary flu vaccine. 150,000,000 totally unnecessary tests.

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_Edgecrusher_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Over 100million rapid tests sent to all governors

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ElectricChad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rapid testing. They have a new rapid test, just showed one taken. Supposed to have results in 15 minutes.

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bitfatman01 3 points ago +3 / -0

New covid test that gives result in ~15 minutes

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ThoughtPoPoNoNo 6 points ago +6 / -0

"We will end the pandemic."

I know Trump is a game theory guy, he knows what he's doing, but Goodness me the pandemic is already over.

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keepwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

no questions

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TexasJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cardboard antibodies are the best antibodies.

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KAGALOSAURUS 5 points ago +5 / -0

From a different planet! Aliens confirmed!

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Dueler312 4 points ago +5 / -1

Awesome speech from Pence there!

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Diana 4 points ago +4 / -0

While Pelosi, Schumer and the Dems do absolutely NOTHING for the American people.