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ProphetOfKek 27 points ago +27 / -0

Don’t let yourself be tested. Seriously. At least not if you are asymptomatic.

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ProphetOfKek 14 points ago +14 / -0

No shit. Or you can go get nasally raped to prove you don’t have it so you can get back to work! I know, you’re welcome!

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fingerofkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha. Nasal rape.

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Sevdawn 12 points ago +12 / -0

My work place (Amazon FC) is offering voluntary testing on site. I just laugh at my manager whenever he comes around to ask (he just says 'I know I know, my boss says I have to ask everyone regularly)

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

or if you have allergies, or a cold, or a stomach flu, or a hangover, or a headache, or muscle soreness from working out...

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cancelled a medical procedure a little while back because I had to be tested beforehand. It wasn't a critical thing that would affect my health, but I told the doctor's office why I was putting it off till later and they completely understood. From what I've seen, you stand a high chance of getting a false positive result and then they'll send in their case trackers who can impact the lives of everyone you've had contact with.