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HungNavySeal300Kills 11 points ago +14 / -3

Reminder, we're fighting a war. You can't slip up for a minute. Looks like his wife entrapped him during a domestic dispute.

Alcohol plays a huge part here. So let's do a refresher on alcohol.

  • It causes your body to produce estrogen. Do you want to look like a woman? Do you want to charge into battle with big sweaty man-boobs flopping all over your gut?
  • You will grow a gut. You don't have a healthy testosterone level. Testosterone is an anabolic steroid, if you have a healthy amount you will be jacked, no working out needed.
  • It numbs you out mentally. Makes you aggressive so you feel like a badass, but hookers, robbers and murdererers are lurking around watching how much you drink.
  • You will get taken advantage of. People who would never mess with you can't stop grinning while you're getting drunk, knowing this is their chance to ruin your life.
  • You're spending money on this. Lol
  • It's called intoxication for a reason. Drunkenness is due to your body battling the poison, alcoholism induced organ failure is when your body finally caves.

If you get drunk, you're a stupid bitch.

That's as nice as I can summarize the facts.

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ThunderCuntHillary 3 points ago +3 / -0

This comment is comedic gold. Nice work my man.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 2 points ago +3 / -1

I deliver this speech at local bars, it's a hit.

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KnightsofReee 2 points ago +2 / -0

The whole lowering of your inhibitions thing is precisely why I've never touched alcohol.