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fingerofkek 23 points ago +23 / -0

Need to be on a billboard

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TheStoneOfSisyphus [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

I agree. There electronic billboards that would can rent a few minutes of a day and upload your image or message. I might actually see how much it is, at least as a joke.

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usausausa5000 9 points ago +19 / -10

Never get married folks. You are one argument away from having to fight wife-beating charges, and the legal system (for whatever reason) takes whatever a woman says as literal gospel.

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TearofLys 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nah, don't want to be a 60 year old man still out there chasing ass. The trick is to find a good woman that will help you build the life you want and that woman probably isn't the hottest woman you can get to date you.

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Blacktron5000 8 points ago +9 / -1

Worst business decision a man can make. If it doesn't work out, she takes half and the kids. Not worth it for me.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 7 points ago +8 / -1

While I don’t completely agree, choose wisely. In my state, and maybe everywhere, idk b/c I don’t have any experience with this, your wife can call 911 to report a domestic dispute and you’re going to jail for 24 hours (queue Joe Biden:) no matter what. No matter what.

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TennesseePride 12 points ago +12 / -0

Most importantly for the young guys out there: if it seems like your friends don't like her, consider that a giant red flag.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, absolutely. This is a good rule of thumb. In most cases, don’t take offense to this if your friends say they don’t like your girl, it’s not necessarily that they’re jealous or whatever if they happen to be single or could be concerned that you won’t hang out with them as much (I’ve convinced myself of that in the past and they were right). Your friends are likely just looking out for you, their opinion should be valued.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just don't get a trash woman. It's not really about getting married. This can happen when you're just dating.

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Mrsattorney 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did Sowell really say that? Hahahaha!

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TheStoneOfSisyphus [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

No, but it is still pretty funny, especially with the picture of him smiling. It kinda does sound like something he would say though, but not in those words.

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mack 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the old saying is: "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

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