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Wtf_socialismreally 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yeah but Biden's team likely has all the answers ready to go and he likely has an earpiece too.

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Imransgarage 18 points ago +18 / -0

Watching the press conference from yesterday, guy asks if someone is debate prepping him by role playing Biden looooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll!!!!!

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BestTimeToBAlive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen!

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pmurTJdlanoD 9 points ago +9 / -0

“Well these guys are like 5x smarter than sleepy joe” I thought he was gonna say 1000x 😆

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2Aallday 6 points ago +6 / -0

C’mon man You killed 200,000 people mismanaging corona!

I am going to have a beer every single time he says this. I don’t think I’m gonna survive the first 20 minutes.

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +1 / -0

CHY-NA!!!

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened ?

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EagleI 8 points ago +8 / -0

GEOTUS should bring a mini EMP ray and/or a disruptor. Even funnier results would ensue.

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jennyfrutex 12 points ago +12 / -0

Call 4chan, get a hacker with a sense of humor, hack into Biden's earpiece, start giving him directions like talk about Corn Pop and that girl smelled great.

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is my prayer, this is my dream.

The power of Trump compels you!

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ChelseaHubbell 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's in tooth. They've had that tech for years.

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2Aallday 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if he has an earpiece you still have to listen to what’s being told to you and repeat it back so if he’s taking a long time to answer it’s because he hast to listen to somebody say it and then he has to say it out loud and under pressure and with Trump ready to jump on him there’s gonna be a mistakes galore.

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February_war 3 points ago +3 / -0

I take conspiracy theory with a grain of salt. But their is a conspiracy called Operation Blue Beam. I can’t link just search for that conspiracy. However I wrote it off as bogus, but the thing about conspiracy theorys is they sometimes have hidden meaning. Part of the theory had all the deities combing in the sky or something to make one god(the anti-Christ) PLEASE STAY WITH ME .... but then the voice of the Antichrist was supposed to be sent telepathically (5g towers) now I feel like a loon but I just recognize from your comment the blue beam could be Democrats beaming Biden answers idk 🤷‍♂️ theory wack yo but you’re comment just got me theorycrafting.

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Minarchist_Manlet 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only crazy party of your theory is that 5g towers can't send telepathic messages.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet

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February_war 1 point ago +2 / -1

The gods combination to Antichrist didn’t getcha it was the 5g? But yeah hidden meaning n shit.

Edit: thank you for not calling me crazy 😜

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mobusdorphin 11 points ago +11 / -0

and almost no one is convinced by debates anyway.

This is why we need the Rogan debate so bad. Rogan is really good at asking good questions to both people he agrees with and those he disagrees with. He's the type of left-leaning moderate that most people identify as these days, and 4 hours would be enough time to really see who both of these men are.

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arse_garblin 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think Rogan is particularly well suited to this regardless, but it’s your last point that is the most important imo. The prevailing notion was always that We The Idiot People have extremely short attention spans, so technology catered to this accordingly.

In reality, people will absolutely devour shit they are interested in — and podcasts like Rogan’s prove how long our collective attention can be kept and therefore how totally obsolete modern televised programming is.

It’s part of why we all rage at these CNN “expert panels,” shows like The View, and especially these debates — the issues that define our times are complicated and (surprisingly!) can’t be reduced to a fucking sixty second soliloquy. Something like a Rogan podcast would allow them to, oh I don’t know, actually TALK to each other??? — but God fucking forbid anything like that ever happens.

All people ever want to do is to see and be seen. Politics is no different.

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pray_for_kekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is the way.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree with you, but it's still good to be prepared for.

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Pappy_Gunn 5 points ago +5 / -0

They should jam the earpiece, and play Sex Pistols through it.

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ZacPetkanas 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I could transmit into his earpiece I'd give him bad answers sprinkled with racial slurs

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Pappy_Gunn 4 points ago +4 / -0

That could work

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd just make his bluetooth tooth play "what what in the butt" song

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JohnnyWolverine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvote for the kek, fren.

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Walt_Kowalski 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pray for an earpiece malfunction.