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supersecretaccount82 25 points ago +25 / -0

I kinda get the impression that Joe thinks he's still sharp as a tack and is insisting on going to the debate while every one of his handlers is frantically trying to talk him out of it.

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DivvyDivet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's the thing fat. Kids in my day used to lick their knees. Come sit on my lap, and you'll see I got the... You know the thing.

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daveinpublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

We took the... took the... oh you know the sniffing. We, come here man, gosh darn it, hurry up, I'm getting tired of reading the thing. But somehow, we we we we we we figured out that you're all over the place! You gotta keep... turning, the screws, on democracy, I promise you that.

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Minarchist_Manlet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. That will also be the excuse when the truth can no longer be hidden, and people start rightfully attacking Jill and his handlers. "Well he's a grown man, we had no way to stop him when he insisted on campaigning."