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DivvyDivet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's the thing fat. Kids in my day used to lick their knees. Come sit on my lap, and you'll see I got the... You know the thing.

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daveinpublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

We took the... took the... oh you know the sniffing. We, come here man, gosh darn it, hurry up, I'm getting tired of reading the thing. But somehow, we we we we we we figured out that you're all over the place! You gotta keep... turning, the screws, on democracy, I promise you that.