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Rainman 243 points ago +245 / -2

tag "Shitpost"

Yes, please because it's so damned difficult to determine parody vs reality with leftists these days.

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LacyLiberty 93 points ago +93 / -0

Capital letters on "The President" are what gave it away, I thought. ;~)

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TheMadManDidItAgain 52 points ago +53 / -1

Those would be Crapital letters in Nadlers case.

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FactsOverFeelings [S] 44 points ago +46 / -2

Not sure this is fake!

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thisguy883 28 points ago +28 / -0

Its fake.

Just checked his twitter.

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HockeyMom4Trump 21 points ago +21 / -0

Maybe he deleted it 😂

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Jackhererer 28 points ago +28 / -0

Seriously I cant tell if it's real or not. Lmao

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Illah88zillah 13 points ago +13 / -0

😆😂 Me too

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Faintlight 11 points ago +11 / -0

But did he shit his pants?

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thisguy883 13 points ago +14 / -1

The tweet is fake, but he most definitely shat himself.

https://youtu.be/oHg1LUuHkAU

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Rainman 4 points ago +4 / -0

FALSE:

There's no evidence shit actually contacted Nadler's pants therefore we find the allegation untrue. Snopes

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Preludachris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Although Nadler did soil himself, he was wearing adult diapers, therefore he did not shit his pants

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geebeext 7 points ago +7 / -0

This

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AnointedVisions 56 points ago +56 / -0

Yeah the first few lines sounded legit then it started getting pretty obvious

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PyroSphere 48 points ago +48 / -0

Maybe the real treasure was the shitposts we made along the way.

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DarkBerry 14 points ago +14 / -0

Your prize: THE INTERNET

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FactsOverFeelings [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you, pede. It’s my first win. Evah. I am usually content watching Trump do it.

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FrogSlough 157 points ago +158 / -1

The first rule about shit club? You don't talk about shit club.

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Richard_Friedman 1 point ago +1 / -0

The shitabyss..

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N7fury 23 points ago +23 / -0

The things you shit end up shitting you.

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InsanityRules 20 points ago +20 / -0

No shit, Sherlock

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muslimporn 13 points ago +13 / -0

You shit your own shits.

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shit's hitting the fan right now.

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IDGAF-DT2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jerry Birdshot Shitpants Nadler

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MikeVicksAstrologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the infamous words of early cuyler, feel my spray!

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coup13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't shart in public

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ShartMaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't tell me what to do!

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ShartMaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah... Don't talk about shit club!

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TownesVanCamp 122 points ago +122 / -0

I wish this was real.

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Not_The_FBI 53 points ago +53 / -0

Or we could literally start calling his office and ask to speak with Captain Shit Pants

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DrBJTester 19 points ago +19 / -0

That's going to happen.

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NotSpyRussian 24 points ago +24 / -0

Snopes: mostly false

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. Let's spread this shit around.

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elsabio 54 points ago +54 / -0

You win the internet this day.

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FactsOverFeelings [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you, pede! I’ve never won it before. I usually like to see President Trump own Twitter.

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Trump2k20 42 points ago +42 / -0

What about Captain Fat Fuck?

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SellTheSun 18 points ago +18 / -0

What about Captain Fat Fuck Shit Pants?

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Trump2k20 18 points ago +18 / -0

or how about corrupt chinese sell out fuck?

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MNYGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do you want to speak with the Bidens?

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter Biden's PA answers

"Sorry, Hunter is at the strip club."

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Not_The_FBI 35 points ago +35 / -0

Lol! This can't be real! And if it is, no wonder you're so fucking Fat! French Fries and Gravy!?!? (Which is delicious btw. French fries, brown gravy, and melted mozzarella on top.)

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bigdar 30 points ago +30 / -0

Found the Canadian!

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Meatbank84 21 points ago +21 / -0

Hockey, Maple Syrup, and Poutine are why we allow Canada to continue to exist!

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insertnamehere 0 points ago +1 / -1

remember we burnt your white house.

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Not_The_FBI 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lolololo! I swear I'm not Canadian. I dated this Jersey girl for awhile, and she would make them all the time but they called them Disco Fries.

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Loiuzein 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every culture has a perfected food item! I shall not be constrained to just one! REEEEEEE!

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TheTPL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give me mustard with my fries, even a ton of black pepper, on occasion some great chili with them, but that sounds a little 😝

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dougwiser 24 points ago +24 / -0

I wonder how he feels about dookey drawers as an alternative term

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muslimporn 10 points ago +10 / -0

lactose intolerant

Cultural appropriation.

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ChilledCovfefe 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mister trouser chili

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ffish_ffarm 15 points ago +15 / -0

Captain Rectum-Self.

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theClutchologist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ight you win the internet today

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Dudemanfoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.. THAT'S AWESOME!!!!

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eyerighteye 13 points ago +14 / -1

This shit is hilarious.

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Socialismsuckz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol This country just gets weirder and weirder. I not sure if we are living in a comedy or a horror show.

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SkullE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just keep on doing what we all do, keep on laughing.

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learntocode 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump: Fill that seat!

Nadlers anus: delivers

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FactsOverFeelings [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now that shit is graduate level humor. I wish I could upvote it more!

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pred129 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fine Rear Admiral Poopy it is

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FamburgerHelper 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's some darn good shitposting!

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TwelveMoreYears 3 points ago +3 / -0

That'll do it

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ChrisLia 7 points ago +7 / -0

So stop eating junk you huge cocksucker. Like I'm supposed to have sympathy for this piece of shit after four years of baseless attacks on our president. Fuck you cunt

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TheGrooter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ummmm...shitpost?

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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll be honest, when I first saw this guy's picture I immediately thought he was the villain to captain underpants. Now that I know he goes by "captain shitpants" it makes a lot of sense.

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BlackFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Akshulee, he's Dr. FullDepends, esquire.

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Jimmy_Russler 6 points ago +6 / -0

How is it an "accident" if he didn't shit himself? He clearly did.

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redditadminssuckit 5 points ago +5 / -0

You had me until the end of the second sentence

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jsphere256 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literal shitpost, crappy low res, ah well have an uptrump

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JestingJustice 5 points ago +5 / -0

For a brief moment I thought this was real. It was a glorious moment.

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ShampocalypseWOW 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oof.... can't tell if real or not...

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FactsOverFeelings [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me either.

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ex67v 5 points ago +5 / -0

glorious.

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EdisonHwy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jerry has Rep. Salute de CraperHaul handling his clean-up detail

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rajbaj2222 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish this was real.

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs a Shitpost flair, kek!

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45willwinagain 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL

Two questions...

How much lactose is in french fires and gravy?

And...

Should someone that fat be eating french fries and gravy?

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findthewarmspot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this real?!

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

my laughter about it is real

feels good man

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ShyGuyLink 4 points ago +5 / -1

Oi, mods; should this not have a SHITPOST tag on it?
Just in case someone misses the satire

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FactsOverFeelings [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you check Twitter and see for yourself?

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chahn1138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh I wish that that was real! But he would NEVER cop to Gravy Fries!

LOLOLOL

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the hardest I laughed all day! Thank you!

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

The funny thing is, if he actually tweeted that, i would think more of him. I already think so little it wouldnt make a difference, but it would at least me me know theres some sign of life in his corpse.

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Posthumos1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know this will probably take heat, but I actually kind of felt a little bad for him in the video. Admittedly, I did giggle about it, immediately. However, I realized, also, that that happens a lot, specifically with older people. It is embarrassing. And I'm a human being. So I felt a little bad. If that were an older relative, I'd feel the same compassion.

Now that that's out of the way. Nadler is a terrible, dishonest, disingenuous person. Politically, he's filth. After watching the "hearings" and, specifically, him in those hearings, is very easy to take a mean spirited cheap shot at him. But having remorse over my sense of humor, actually shows more humanity than I've ever seen coming from Nadler. I mean, Antifa is a myth. Gtfo

Stop I guess it's a non sum game.

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Phillysmackdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why am I laughing so hard at this

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TampaMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who the hell downvoted this

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morningpancakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definitely need a tag for this man... lol

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PotionSeller 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know why, but Nadler’s voice in my head isn’t his voice, it’s Smee from Peter Pan. That being said, this was one of the funniest things Nadler/Smee has ever said.

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

French fires are the best fires.

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DarkBerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

He eats like a poor person.

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PTear 3 points ago +3 / -0

No freaking way this is real! Praise kek!

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TheironToaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck nadler he asked for this!

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