Lol! This can't be real! And if it is, no wonder you're so fucking Fat! French Fries and Gravy!?!? (Which is delicious btw. French fries, brown gravy, and melted mozzarella on top.)
So stop eating junk you huge cocksucker. Like I'm supposed to have sympathy for this piece of shit after four years of baseless attacks on our president. Fuck you cunt
I'll be honest, when I first saw this guy's picture I immediately thought he was the villain to captain underpants. Now that I know he goes by "captain shitpants" it makes a lot of sense.
The funny thing is, if he actually tweeted that, i would think more of him. I already think so little it wouldnt make a difference, but it would at least me me know theres some sign of life in his corpse.
I know this will probably take heat, but I actually kind of felt a little bad for him in the video. Admittedly, I did giggle about it, immediately. However, I realized, also, that that happens a lot, specifically with older people. It is embarrassing. And I'm a human being. So I felt a little bad. If that were an older relative, I'd feel the same compassion.
Now that that's out of the way. Nadler is a terrible, dishonest, disingenuous person. Politically, he's filth. After watching the "hearings" and, specifically, him in those hearings, is very easy to take a mean spirited cheap shot at him. But having remorse over my sense of humor, actually shows more humanity than I've ever seen coming from Nadler. I mean, Antifa is a myth. Gtfo
I don’t know why, but Nadler’s voice in my head isn’t his voice, it’s Smee from Peter Pan. That being said, this was one of the funniest things Nadler/Smee has ever said.
Yes, please because it's so damned difficult to determine parody vs reality with leftists these days.
Capital letters on "The President" are what gave it away, I thought. ;~)
Those would be Crapital letters in Nadlers case.
Not sure this is fake!
Its fake.
Just checked his twitter.
Maybe he deleted it 😂
Seriously I cant tell if it's real or not. Lmao
😆😂 Me too
But did he shit his pants?
The tweet is fake, but he most definitely shat himself.
https://youtu.be/oHg1LUuHkAU
FALSE:
There's no evidence shit actually contacted Nadler's pants therefore we find the allegation untrue. Snopes
Although Nadler did soil himself, he was wearing adult diapers, therefore he did not shit his pants
This
Yeah the first few lines sounded legit then it started getting pretty obvious
Maybe the real treasure was the shitposts we made along the way.
Your prize: THE INTERNET
Thank you, pede. It’s my first win. Evah. I am usually content watching Trump do it.
The first rule about shit club? You don't talk about shit club.
The shitabyss..
The things you shit end up shitting you.
No shit, Sherlock
You shit your own shits.
Shit's hitting the fan right now.
Jerry Birdshot Shitpants Nadler
In the infamous words of early cuyler, feel my spray!
Don't shart in public
Don't tell me what to do!
Yeah... Don't talk about shit club!
I wish this was real.
Or we could literally start calling his office and ask to speak with Captain Shit Pants
That's going to happen.
Snopes: mostly false
Yes. Let's spread this shit around.
You win the internet this day.
Thank you, pede! I’ve never won it before. I usually like to see President Trump own Twitter.
What about Captain Fat Fuck?
What about Captain Fat Fuck Shit Pants?
or how about corrupt chinese sell out fuck?
Why do you want to speak with the Bidens?
Hunter Biden's PA answers
"Sorry, Hunter is at the strip club."
Lol! This can't be real! And if it is, no wonder you're so fucking Fat! French Fries and Gravy!?!? (Which is delicious btw. French fries, brown gravy, and melted mozzarella on top.)
Found the Canadian!
Hockey, Maple Syrup, and Poutine are why we allow Canada to continue to exist!
remember we burnt your white house.
Lolololo! I swear I'm not Canadian. I dated this Jersey girl for awhile, and she would make them all the time but they called them Disco Fries.
Every culture has a perfected food item! I shall not be constrained to just one! REEEEEEE!
Give me mustard with my fries, even a ton of black pepper, on occasion some great chili with them, but that sounds a little 😝
I wonder how he feels about dookey drawers as an alternative term
Cultural appropriation.
Mister trouser chili
Captain Rectum-Self.
Ight you win the internet today
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.. THAT'S AWESOME!!!!
This shit is hilarious.
Lol This country just gets weirder and weirder. I not sure if we are living in a comedy or a horror show.
Just keep on doing what we all do, keep on laughing.
Trump: Fill that seat!
Nadlers anus: delivers
Now that shit is graduate level humor. I wish I could upvote it more!
Fine Rear Admiral Poopy it is
That's some darn good shitposting!
That'll do it
So stop eating junk you huge cocksucker. Like I'm supposed to have sympathy for this piece of shit after four years of baseless attacks on our president. Fuck you cunt
Ummmm...shitpost?
I'll be honest, when I first saw this guy's picture I immediately thought he was the villain to captain underpants. Now that I know he goes by "captain shitpants" it makes a lot of sense.
Akshulee, he's Dr. FullDepends, esquire.
How is it an "accident" if he didn't shit himself? He clearly did.
You had me until the end of the second sentence
Literal shitpost, crappy low res, ah well have an uptrump
For a brief moment I thought this was real. It was a glorious moment.
Oof.... can't tell if real or not...
Me either.
glorious.
Jerry has Rep. Salute de CraperHaul handling his clean-up detail
I wish this was real.
Needs a Shitpost flair, kek!
LOL
Two questions...
How much lactose is in french fires and gravy?
And...
Should someone that fat be eating french fries and gravy?
Is this real?!
my laughter about it is real
feels good man
Oi, mods; should this not have a SHITPOST tag on it?
Just in case someone misses the satire
Can you check Twitter and see for yourself?
Oh I wish that that was real! But he would NEVER cop to Gravy Fries!
LOLOLOL
That's the hardest I laughed all day! Thank you!
The funny thing is, if he actually tweeted that, i would think more of him. I already think so little it wouldnt make a difference, but it would at least me me know theres some sign of life in his corpse.
I know this will probably take heat, but I actually kind of felt a little bad for him in the video. Admittedly, I did giggle about it, immediately. However, I realized, also, that that happens a lot, specifically with older people. It is embarrassing. And I'm a human being. So I felt a little bad. If that were an older relative, I'd feel the same compassion.
Now that that's out of the way. Nadler is a terrible, dishonest, disingenuous person. Politically, he's filth. After watching the "hearings" and, specifically, him in those hearings, is very easy to take a mean spirited cheap shot at him. But having remorse over my sense of humor, actually shows more humanity than I've ever seen coming from Nadler. I mean, Antifa is a myth. Gtfo
Stop I guess it's a non sum game.
Why am I laughing so hard at this
Who the hell downvoted this
Definitely need a tag for this man... lol
I don’t know why, but Nadler’s voice in my head isn’t his voice, it’s Smee from Peter Pan. That being said, this was one of the funniest things Nadler/Smee has ever said.
French fires are the best fires.
He eats like a poor person.
No freaking way this is real! Praise kek!
Fuck nadler he asked for this!