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All four debates will run for 90 minutes, from 9 p.m. ET until 10:30 p.m. ET.


Sept. 29

First presidential debate will be held at Case Western Reserve University and Cleveland Clinic in Cleveland, Ohio. Fox News anchor Chris Wallace will moderate.


Oct. 7

The vice presidential debate will be held at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City, Utah. USA Today’s Washington bureau chief Susan Page will moderate.


Oct. 15

Second presidential debate will be held at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in Miami, Florida. Steve Scully, senior executive producer and political editor of C-SPAN Networks, will moderate.


Oct. 22

The third presidential debate will be held at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Kristen Welker, co-anchor of “Weekend Today” and NBC News’ White House correspondent, will moderate.

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ObamasLooseButthole 351 points ago +354 / -3

If there's a debate.

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HyperCarbs 206 points ago +206 / -0

We've got about 24 hours to find out.

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Thingthing22 88 points ago +89 / -1

I give 12 to 14 tops.

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UpTrump 119 points ago +119 / -0

Tomorrow morning: whoops, joe caught covid

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Covfefe_Injection 62 points ago +62 / -0

Seems likely still. I'll be surprised if Joe shows up.

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Fuckingfuckers 12 points ago +12 / -0

Northam covid announcement a few days ago, wife saw tweets today that Biden and Northam were together recently. A lot more plausible that they take this angle rather than randomly saying Biden caught it

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RahkeemTheMachine 8 points ago +8 / -0

He was in contact with governor black face right before he tested positive

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AnointedVisions 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'd think that would be so obvious that nobody would believe it, but the dems seem to often be correct about how gullible the American normies are

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SuperDuperHypersonic 3 points ago +3 / -0

9:26 AM: Lid is activated

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kekNation 15 points ago +15 / -0

They will wake Joe up a couple hours before the debate and see how he is doing and start administering meds and then decide.

I don’t think he’s as bad as they letting on. They want our expectations so low that we have to eat crow when Joe gets his name right.

It’s like when Doc Holliday acted sicker than he was so that he could sneak out and go fight Johnny Ringo in Wyatt Earp’s place and it made Ringo “look like somebody just walked right over his grave.

They have probably codenamed this Tombstone; which is a cool dual meaning because of the movie but also because if he doesn’t show up healthy then Trump gonna put a Tombstone over Sleepy Joe’s presidential aspirations.

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Pepe_Vult 15 points ago +15 / -0

Remember when Trump told the GOP to fuck off and he skipped a debate and no one watched it lolo

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sydneypede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Iconic

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unicornpoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who needs a superbowl when you have politics? Fuck off, sports.

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Pepe_Vult 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if senile Joe is getting his plandemic diagnosis right now

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cant believe they haven't called it yet.

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ginpunk 66 points ago +66 / -0

DESTROY BIDEN IN THE DEBATE POTUS. DO IT.

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Nameless_Mofo 5 points ago +5 / -0

HULK SMASH

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Helmerj 9 points ago +9 / -0

What are Ohio’s sodomy laws?

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PhilMcKankles 0 points ago +1 / -1

Asking for a friend?

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Horz105 33 points ago +33 / -0

So true. With the way Democrats have behaved in 2020, it wouldn't surprise me to see them try to switch Harris in for Biden about 4pm tomorrow. Then have the media ready to scream that Trump is scared to debate her as he heads back to DC.

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Smubbs 9 points ago +10 / -1

I bet chunk yogurt could destroy Biden in a debate

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commies0ride0free 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh wait do you mean actual yogurt?

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doubtful lol

Chunk defeats himself in just regular talking

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bck- 1 point ago +1 / -0

It destroys his diapers almost daily

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Magastein143 12 points ago +12 / -0

If Trump can debate Hillary, why would he be scared of Kamala? Not that a debate between those 2 would ever be necessary. Thats probably why they are saying it. She would have reason to be scared though. Really... anyone should be scared to debate Trump.

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love in that presser when the reporter asked Trump how many hours he spent preparing for the debates and Trump said "I have a country to run!"

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ClownTamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what I figure will happen. Biden takes all the blows up to just before the election, then insert a big angry black woman as the candidate. Maybe Joe steps back and says he’ll be the VP.

That’ll backfire too though because nobody likes big angry black women, not even big angry black men. Big angry black women don’t even like big angry black women.

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Mint 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't be altogether surprised if the Dems take Biden off the ticket altogether and have Harris take his place, despite (and perhaps in spite of) her poor showing in the primaries.

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joebidenstouch 10 points ago +10 / -0

i’ll believe there’s a debate when they’re both on that stage

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