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The Secret Service has an obligation to keep the President safe and therefore must conduct cotton swabs on Biden right before the debates to make sure he doesn't have COVID
posted ago by GoingCamaro ago by GoingCamaro +142 / -0

And that, folks is how we get our drug test.

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– PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very good!

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– stoic_troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should probably drug test him too just to be safe.

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– Behind_Blue_Lines 2 points ago +2 / -0

That new fangled covid follicle (plug) test!

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