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JuicyfearsMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ddos attakcs ready to go

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DRKMSTR 9 points ago +9 / -0

Our servers will need lots of lube.

Because they're going to get....well, you know, the thing.

I hope we paid for tons of bandwidth.

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NiallFraser [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Captain, lube up the servers" "Already have private"

CANT WAIT

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope the servers stay up though, I sure miss the love commentary when it goes down

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FaustyArchaeus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am going for Pizza... not tendies

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Antemalagon 6 points ago +6 / -0

So glad I got the day off, pizza πŸ• time with plenty of beer and Trump Train full steam ahead.

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Maga90 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you going to play dominos on the pizza too?

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pray4peace4 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Democrats wouldn't allow a debate with an Alzheimer patient unless they have a big trick up their sleeve. Don't get too cocky. Something's up.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dont get too cocky about this "alzheimer patient" business. I think this super low bar being set for biden is an opportunity for him to come in and just repeat his talking point that "Trump is a racist and a liar" over and over and be declared the debate winner.

This expectation that he's going to be a doddering old fool and melt down on stage could blow up on us here. I'm sure Trump is wise enough to know that they can cram enough drugs up Biden's ass for him to function for 1.5 hours and he's got that line on repeat in his head. I hope Trump is prepared for these attack lines Biden is rehearsing for sure.

Wallace is certainly prepared to fuck Trump over every chance he gets, make no mistake and Wallace is sharp, REALLY sharp. Don't discount what he's going to pull tonight too. Trump is fighting two opponents up there.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's my time traveler report for you:

Biden (in response to every question): That's not the issue. The issue here is this president who has lied to the American people at every turn and enacted the most racist policies in American history! Fact. Period. End of sentence.

Wallace (in response to this repeated answer): Very good, moving on...

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KColl123 4 points ago +4 / -0

The gloves are off!

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TendiesHitTheFloor 4 points ago +4 / -0

My body is ready for all the spicy memes!

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Tryhardneckbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

ERROR 500: BAD GATEWAY

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cyanic 3 points ago +3 / -0

502 is bad gateway, 500 is internal server error.

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GeauxTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s on like sauce pecan.πŸ‘ˆπŸ”₯