And no one knew she was even pregnant.
Diet bitch.
Spez: for all you ass hats saying, “we’re better than this.”
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And no one knew she was even pregnant.
Diet bitch.
Spez: for all you ass hats saying, “we’re better than this.”
Could not imagine having to fuck that thing.
some dude realized if he snorts abunch of coke like bidens son and punishes himself a couple times a week he wont have to worry about money for the rest of his life.
I had a pilot friend who flew Chelsea; he said “she’s really rough to look at, her husband married her for money. Only explanation.”
Guess he likes smell of sulfur.
Urine and cabbage.
I was picking up a work call when I read that. The caller must have wondered why the person on the line was gagging but I didn't want to just laugh in his face.
Chelsea is so ugly a blowjob is considered anal.
Mr. Ed was a talented, beautiful palomino. Chelsea, not so much.
Just look at her dad, Webb.
The husband definitely isn’t easy on the eyes though, either.
It's from centuries of inbreeding
She's so ugly that getting oral from her counts as anal. 🤮
Chelsea really got it bad, start with horrible genetic material to begin with then somehow ends up with a face comprised of the ugliest features of each of her parents faces. It's like an extra eff you.
Webb Hubbell isn't a good looking man, combine that with her mother, you can find better genetic stock in Arkansas in breeds of donkeys than those two!
If a face could be rar'd...
He also won’t have to worry about having any dignity for the rest of his life
Or peace.
Some Dude = Turkey Baster
Ok. Easier to imagine fucking horsey face Chelsea or Meghan?
At least with a horse-face you can go doggy-style and not have to look.
There's always the grocery bag approach, too...
Yeah, with Meghan you may need a harpoon
Meghan looks just like her dad...but fat.
With Mooghan there's at least tits.
Tits on a boar hog dont do anything for me
Came here to say this. In a dark room, big tits can overcome a lot!
Chelsea got her moms candles and Roman column legs.
Meghan is a brown paper bag girl.
Chelsea is a white plastic bag girl.
In both cases, you hold it tight until they stop kicking.
They don’t make bags that big. We’re talking double walled cardboard boxes on a shipping pallet.
For Chelsea, two of those insulated freezer bags.
One for each tooth.
Ooooooo spicy 🌶
Is suicide an option?
Almost always.
Chelsea. At least she is not obese.
If she had a dick, I'd probably bend over for her.
I was trying to score some cock during the last AMA and got myself banned.
User name checks out.
Carry on.
No homo?
Not bad. You coin that?
I mean, yeah, paying for porn is already weird, but doing so on OnlyFans is next level
Maybe he's a Mooslim and she's a big fat ugly goat.
He's a Rothschild actually.............
So I was right.