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posted ago by GingerMinky ago by GingerMinky +4198 / -5

And no one knew she was even pregnant.

Diet bitch.

Spez: for all you ass hats saying, “we’re better than this.”

1 I’m a woman and prone to petty thoughts at times.

2 she’s fucking obese as shit (didn’t know she had a child 9 months in the making...

3 they burn down America and murder us and my observation of her fat ass hurt your feelings...Jesus. Be a man.

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GingerMinky [S] 45 points ago +50 / -5

Ok. Easier to imagine fucking horsey face Chelsea or Meghan?

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Be3Al2Si6O18 32 points ago +34 / -2

At least with a horse-face you can go doggy-style and not have to look.

There's always the grocery bag approach, too...

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muy_libre 22 points ago +24 / -2

Yeah, with Meghan you may need a harpoon

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KylesRifle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Meghan looks just like her dad...but fat.

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slrpnls 13 points ago +14 / -1

With Mooghan there's at least tits.

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Choomguy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tits on a boar hog dont do anything for me

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

On her not so much but I have been accused of being a chubby chaser (I draw the line at ham planets like McStain) But look at old pictures of her and she had the MySpace angle down.

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JediMasterGandalf 4 points ago +5 / -1

Came here to say this. In a dark room, big tits can overcome a lot!

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Sirbigusdickus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chelsea got her moms candles and Roman column legs.

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Mitschu 15 points ago +18 / -3

Meghan is a brown paper bag girl.

Chelsea is a white plastic bag girl.

In both cases, you hold it tight until they stop kicking.

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Sirbigusdickus 4 points ago +5 / -1

They don’t make bags that big. We’re talking double walled cardboard boxes on a shipping pallet.

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Mitschu 3 points ago +4 / -1

For Chelsea, two of those insulated freezer bags.

One for each tooth.

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TrumpsWall 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ooooooo spicy 🌶

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Mobilemech92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is suicide an option?

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost always.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +3 / -2

Chelsea. At least she is not obese.