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posted ago by GingerMinky ago by GingerMinky +4198 / -5

And no one knew she was even pregnant.

Diet bitch.

Spez: for all you ass hats saying, “we’re better than this.”

1 I’m a woman and prone to petty thoughts at times.

2 she’s fucking obese as shit (didn’t know she had a child 9 months in the making...

3 they burn down America and murder us and my observation of her fat ass hurt your feelings...Jesus. Be a man.

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MAGAHEALER 175 points ago +178 / -3

some dude realized if he snorts abunch of coke like bidens son and punishes himself a couple times a week he wont have to worry about money for the rest of his life.

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GingerMinky [S] 210 points ago +217 / -7

I had a pilot friend who flew Chelsea; he said “she’s really rough to look at, her husband married her for money. Only explanation.”

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Bax101 127 points ago +129 / -2

Guess he likes smell of sulfur.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 54 points ago +55 / -1

Urine and cabbage.

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ppalgansaek 26 points ago +27 / -1

I was picking up a work call when I read that. The caller must have wondered why the person on the line was gagging but I didn't want to just laugh in his face.

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S1000HD 8 points ago +9 / -1

I’ve done that on webex meetings at work while reading this site. I figured out how to use the mute button finally

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diverscale 7 points ago +8 / -1

it's the natural smell of the clintons, no need to fart

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VinnyMAGA 157 points ago +158 / -1

Chelsea is so ugly a blowjob is considered anal.

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booblitchutz 50 points ago +50 / -0

Hey-oooooh

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Choomguy 20 points ago +21 / -1

Jesus, what would anal be considered?

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SteveRogers42 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rodney Dangerfield has entered the chat.

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9x10again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr. Ed was a talented, beautiful palomino. Chelsea, not so much.

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just look at her dad, Webb.

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FliesTheFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

She looks just like that dudes other Daughter, could be twins. And whats with the democrats and fake kids, Clintons fake except that son they wont acknowledge, Obamas well clearly are two dudes and the kids are the couples that is always with them

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NC_patriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

The husband definitely isn’t easy on the eyes though, either.

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StarSpangledMama 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's from centuries of inbreeding

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well it beats admixing with the peasantry

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christianknight 6 points ago +7 / -1

He is a Rothschild? Im shocked...

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Nitrojunkie72 12 points ago +13 / -1

She's so ugly that getting oral from her counts as anal. 🤮

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cccpneveragain 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chelsea really got it bad, start with horrible genetic material to begin with then somehow ends up with a face comprised of the ugliest features of each of her parents faces. It's like an extra eff you.

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ZackMorris_osbro 9 points ago +9 / -0

Webb Hubbell isn't a good looking man, combine that with her mother, you can find better genetic stock in Arkansas in breeds of donkeys than those two!

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dumdumexpress 1 point ago +1 / -0

If a face could be rar'd...

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skyhawk 12 points ago +12 / -0

He also won’t have to worry about having any dignity for the rest of his life

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or peace.

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LugNuts 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some Dude = Turkey Baster

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