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posted ago by GingerMinky ago by GingerMinky +4198 / -5

And no one knew she was even pregnant.

Diet bitch.

Spez: for all you ass hats saying, “we’re better than this.”

1 I’m a woman and prone to petty thoughts at times.

2 she’s fucking obese as shit (didn’t know she had a child 9 months in the making...

3 they burn down America and murder us and my observation of her fat ass hurt your feelings...Jesus. Be a man.

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VinnyMAGA 157 points ago +158 / -1

Chelsea is so ugly a blowjob is considered anal.

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booblitchutz 50 points ago +50 / -0

Hey-oooooh

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Choomguy 20 points ago +21 / -1

Jesus, what would anal be considered?

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FergieJR 43 points ago +43 / -0

Big Mike has entered the chat.

"Funny you should ask...." In a deep manly voice.

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BraveBraveSirRobin 24 points ago +24 / -0

An upgrade from oral.

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MagnanimousDonkey 13 points ago +13 / -0

You've seen Return of the Jedi, right? Sarlacc.

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Sandworms and the Spice, the blue of the Spice User's eyes, and the ability of the Navigators to fold time and space, through accelerated evolution, all stem from Frank Herbert's allusion to the Psilocybin Containing Sacred Mushrooms. These secrets exist at the roots of many Religious Traditions Globally, and Herbert conveyed their importance in Spiritual Discovery, as well as his experiential passion for them.

Citation: https://www.dailygrail.com/2014/07/magic-mushrooms-were-the-inspiration-for-frank-herberts-science-fiction-epic-dune/

The new Dune Trailer depicts the worm/ mushroom connection by showing the Worm's "Teeth", as being identical to the gills of the Sacred Mushroom. Director Denis Villeneuve is deeply clued into this historical connection through his art direction throughout the film.

DUNE Trailer 4K (2020) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0Sdx7AdqI (Worm at the end)

Check out the Top picture on this Pinterest Account for comparison: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/282882420314780988/

Based Hobbit- w/ Special Delivery of Knowledge from The Shire

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Choomguy 4 points ago +5 / -1

I never got into star wars after the first one, too cucked!

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Return of the Jedi is 1983 pre-cucked SW.

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jcd_007 2 points ago +2 / -0

The original trilogy isn’t cucked. The sequels however are a dumpster fire.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

I couldn't get passed the goat laugh...

https://youtu.be/eeonHWB6rVY

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Monkey_Scrotum_Fever 4 points ago +4 / -0

self flagellation

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's her face?!?!

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SteveRogers42 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rodney Dangerfield has entered the chat.

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