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posted ago by GingerMinky ago by GingerMinky +4198 / -5

And no one knew she was even pregnant.

Diet bitch.

Spez: for all you ass hats saying, “we’re better than this.”

1 I’m a woman and prone to petty thoughts at times.

2 she’s fucking obese as shit (didn’t know she had a child 9 months in the making...

3 they burn down America and murder us and my observation of her fat ass hurt your feelings...Jesus. Be a man.

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GrabLifeByThePussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

HA! I just shared this with my wife. She replies "She was pregnant?" She goes and looks for photos of her from just a few weeks ago before she gave birth, and she says "I can't even tell she was pregnant".

I joked that she always looks like that, maybe she has a 3 year long gestation period.

My wife innocently says "like an elephant?"

I give her the look.

"EXACTLY like an elephant" and we both crack up. The jokes write themfuckingselves.