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germs 261 points ago +261 / -0

Yes, let’s make him VERY famous. So famous, the MSM and DOJ can’t ignore him!

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IncredibleMrE1 99 points ago +99 / -0

He thinks this is cool because 1) he is a literal retard and 2) he knows the DOJ won't do shit.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 53 points ago +53 / -0

he knows the DOJ won't do shit.

Is he wrong?

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IncredibleMrE1 46 points ago +46 / -0

No, quite the contrary. But the DOJ's lack of action does not change his lack of IQ.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 25 points ago +25 / -0

So a bunch are below even that low bar.
I’d be a genius over there, but I lack the machete skills to be a leader.

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FergieJR 9 points ago +9 / -0

They do something to genius that keeps smart ones away....

It's a Trap!

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Bandersnatch1221 1 point ago +1 / -0

I scored a 133... almost doubling their average... I still feel embarrased.

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marikiri 17 points ago +17 / -0

calling somalis retarded is generous

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HistoryInvestigator 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's a very small fish who thinks he's a big one, and so he might actually get prosecuted and a spectacle will be made so the DOJ can show they're doing their jobs, all while ignoring the major players at the top who can claim they had no idea a rogue employee was doing this.

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I_no_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Figures, everyone knows Somalis are a pack of high IQ inbreeders

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MrTrumpsWildRide 22 points ago +22 / -0

Someone sneak into his house one night and tie a string to his garage door and the FBI will be there within the hour with 15 agents.

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80960KA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Tack a $100 bill to the bottom of the project swimming pool and the problem will solve itself.

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Themustardtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

A dime would work.

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only if it's of some of dat CHRONIC!

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sgt_richard 8 points ago +8 / -0

'Out of my purview' - doj

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christianknight 6 points ago +6 / -0

White supremacists over there!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's him Kony 2012 famous!

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CorrectTheReeeecord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muslim and Black... untouchable in Minnesota

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WalkFastGoHome 126 points ago +127 / -1

This is what happens when your brother is your father.

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Meddlesom 31 points ago +31 / -0

and your mother is a goat.

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Spezz 1 point ago +2 / -1

and your father happens to be a swine

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commies0ride0free 6 points ago +6 / -0

What’d he say?

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Tryhardneckbeard 114 points ago +115 / -1

How would you expect this guy to know the difference b/w job and felony? This is how the rest of the world practices "Democracy."

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alexnader 77 points ago +77 / -0

Having some of the lowest IQs on the planet definitely helps.

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Furaffinitydotnet 16 points ago +17 / -1

The UN flag is the Flat Earth Map.

The UN basically functions as a collaboration of 3rd world dictators installed after various proxy wars in Africa. Their earth is flat because that's what they're taught.

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pingpongdingdong 14 points ago +14 / -0

God, the UN is pumped up as such a benevolent altruistic body to kids. I know, because I was tricked into thinking that.

The UN is just a bunch of shithole country leaders with a platform. USA should leave the UN (ie kick them out) and watch it collapse.

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kraut 8 points ago +8 / -0

68

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

POTATO

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somalia is an entire country made up of Peter Griffins.

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BornAgainAmerican 15 points ago +15 / -0

yeah but while we laugh at their lower IQ, they come in here, flood an area, employ ballot harvesting and all sorts of criminality, and then take control of it while we cower in the corner for fear of being called racist.

so if they're low IQ and they're getting over on us again and again and again...what's that make us?

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alexnader 16 points ago +16 / -0

Too nice for our own good.

That time is coming to an end.

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FliesTheFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

It isnt them running the show is how. Soros is paying for all this shit I bet and just hands them money to go give out to get the votes. They are pawns, not the king.

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seaside_dreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, the carnies don't run the circus. They just get clean up the animals poop and collect tickets.

The Freaks run it.

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

One has to mentally grasp and realize that he's enslaved on a Democratic Plantation in order to escape.

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Fuck_commies_2024 60 points ago +61 / -1

No more 3rd world hajis. None!

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ObongoForPrison2020 57 points ago +57 / -0

Low IQ Somali stain.

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wrathofdog 12 points ago +14 / -2

This is why we need less legal immigration, too.

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Covfefefefe19 1 point ago +2 / -1

I want more legal immigration. I just want to be SELECTIVE.

You wouldn’t invite a person into your home if he didn’t believe in property rights, non-violence, the right of a woman to consent to sexual intercourse, etc. Why would you invite someone into your country that fundamentally disagrees or fails to recognize the principles upon which your country was founded? Some of the best Americans among us fled communist Cuba.

There are tons of brilliant people who absolutely love and believe in the American Dream, who will respect our constitution, and will work hard to build their future. Let’s trade them one-for-one for American university socialists wearing Che Guevara t shirts and cancelling dissenting opinions.

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Beat_to_Quarters 54 points ago +54 / -0

Want to get away with a crime? Yell black lives matter.

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19American62Woman 43 points ago +43 / -0

This makes me want to raise voting age to 30.

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Southern_Belle 59 points ago +59 / -0

Makes me want to deport all those people obama brought in.

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slickbilly777 13 points ago +13 / -0

This makes me want to raise the voting IQ to 30.

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commies0ride0free 14 points ago +14 / -0

Could you imagine if it was even 100? How much that would clean things up?

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slickbilly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Racist.

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO, poor kids are just as smart and talented as white kids!!

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Comanche_Moon 34 points ago +34 / -0

Why can't there be a trial period on citizen ships so we can send these anti-American people back when they commit felonies?

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Southern_Belle 20 points ago +20 / -0

It should take longer to get citizenship than it does.

This is part of the plot to take us over with people like this dude.

We can reverse it, but we have to vote in the right people AND we've got to get loud.

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milktoastfencesitter 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is: it’s called a green card (aka legal immigrant aka permanent resident).

And there is a whole long list of crimes that will get you deported. Fraud and racketeering are on the list. We have the law, we need to enforce the law.

More info:

https://www.stilt.com/blog/2020/06/can-you-be-deported-if-you-are-a-permanent-resident/

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dunedan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this. We have a system, we just have to enforce it. That’s what conservatism is all about.

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whiskey_shitz 26 points ago +26 / -0

Cool. We wont have to bother proving it was him on video committing a crime.

Now haul him in and question him about the people he reports to under threat of jail.

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yeah, this is literally evidence. Either this guy is really ignorant and/or stupid, or he's on our side.

Obviously, we know this answer.

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whiskey_shitz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol yep. He thinks he's bragging but he's confessing to a crime. Gotta love that mix of ignorance and arrogance.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's a 60 IQ somali retard.

The great thing is he'll sing like a canary.

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Meatbank84 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was gonna say I am sure his IQ is low lol

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CisSiberianOrchestra 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did his parents choose his name by reaching into a bag of Scrabble letters and dropping them on the table?

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knightofday 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lmaooo

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LurkNoMore 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. Like they would ever own or could play scrabble.

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latsbruh 21 points ago +21 / -0

so are we openly connecting BLM with felony harvesting?

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TruthVelocity 18 points ago +19 / -1

In Somalia, this is just everyday. Also the rape and murder.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 8 points ago +8 / -0

And incest.

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Pixel 17 points ago +17 / -0

Low IQ Somalians, who would have thought mass importation from the third world shithole country was a bad idea?

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AnointedVisions 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gotta go back

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Scalpmaster 11 points ago +11 / -0

They come to our country, spit in our faces, make a joke of our democracy, and crickets from the DOJ. Honking fucking Honk.

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DeepWinter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like what? Our hands are tied. If anyone goes out and takes justice in their own hands, we’re all fucked.

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InterloperKO 8 points ago +8 / -0

Follow money back to Soros 'n' friends. See what they're doing around the world

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Kekistanirefugee 6 points ago +6 / -0

After black hawk down incident who thought it was a good idea to bring these fuckers here

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our enemies... that's who thought it was a good idea.

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obama

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NazisWereSocialist 6 points ago +6 / -0

When do tickets to the hanging go on sale? Do Amex cardholders get priority?

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BarackObongo 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's amazing how ignorant, rude and self righteous insurrectionsts are.

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ikuyas 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is one of the reasons why they cater to dumb and uninformed or those who don't even speak English because they have to use those to carry out the low-level illegal activities.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

the word is notorious, liban you dumb fucker.

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YoungCharles 4 points ago +4 / -0

I honestly think these people are just that fucking dumb to believe they did nothing wrong.

Kinda sad but not really.

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JonathonHills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black Lives Matter so let's steal their vote

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Gunmolester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Labia Queef?

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CA-Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Social media in a nutshell.

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Neonlightdistrict 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy is a moron.

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mintyfresh 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's from a country of morons.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Filled with a race of morons.

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Zelnik 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would he be afraid? No one does anything to stop this sort of crap. He is famous now. When he is arrested there will be more riots because brown skin=holy man

I refuse to have faith in the law enforcement establishment until it demonstrates its purpose effectively.

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Winston_Smith84 3 points ago +3 / -0

A job and a felony are the same thing in Minnesota. Man, they really cucked that place up.

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ChubbyDubzworth 3 points ago +3 / -0

What we have here is the absolute purest form of ignorance...

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Flitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the hell: Is "#BlackLivesMatter" some kind of magic incantation that will keep you out of jail?

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's worked so far.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the new Aloha Snackbar.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry fella, you're gonna get a lot more famous... your butthole is gonna be known far and wide in prison.

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SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

At some point there has to be a shift where law and order brings openly criminal fucks like this to justice.

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Txpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Third world people. Third world problems.

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raytwentynine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Durka durka

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s a retard. I have my doubts on whether anything significant will be done about the fraud, but they are going to put this guy under the jail.

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Lemongrass5 2 points ago +2 / -0

how do you say his foreign name? Livan queef?

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NorCal2Ayyy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Imported dindu just as dumb as our home grown dindu’s. This made me think of those jailhouse phone transcripts from the bre Taylor case.

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad lachad tariq muchadded yhamma achhhmed aggglkkkkkskama achhhkkkbecccjhhlkkka is caught

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Winston_Smith84 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nothing will happen to him. Omar's got him covered and no one will touch her.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't be so sure.

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Indianapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he just went ahead and plead guilty?

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did that guy just smash his face on the keyboard instead of typing his name?

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that_sound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not famous. Infamous.