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20KAG20 20 points ago +20 / -0

Wow these people are beta soft and think they are better than us. What little bitches. Packing an umbrella on a hike...

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Desertwhale [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

I liked the one that didn't zip up their tent, and woke up soaking wet.

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20KAG20 16 points ago +16 / -0

“Like a tea bag thats been dipped in a cup of tea”

Even their analogies are pussy

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

TBH, I dislike camping or sleeping outdoors unless it is warm and dry.

Any other time, you might as well be a homeless person.

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Desertwhale [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Everyone has their own comforts. I personally love getting away from technology and people. Last time 2 friends and I camped it rained most of the time and we still had a great time. Yes it's better when it's nice out, but it's often a roll of the dice.

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just turn off my electronics and go outside around the house.

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Desertwhale [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Kek

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AngryCanary 3 points ago +3 / -0

It depends on the umbrella really. There are pocket umbrellas that fold flat and are only about the size of a cell phone now. If you bring a traditional, heavy umbrella that's gonna be a really bad choice for a long trip - but a pocket umbrella weighing a couple ounces actually has a lot of uses and is a pretty great carry item.

To be clear, I've gone backpacking, camping and hiking many, many times in my life as well as had some wilderness survival training. I could probably survive with just knife, or even nothing at all (if the conditions were perfect). But of all the things you could bring into the wild, at a couple ounces, there's absolutely nothing wrong with a pocket umbrella. You could use it for shelter, shade, keeping yourself dry or collecting rain and probably many other things.

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trump_is_john_galt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Carrying an umbrella occupies a hand that should be busy killing communists.

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trump_is_john_galt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Owning an umbrella is an admission of failure as a human being.

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VA-Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found the PNW resident.

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pqsusan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. No one understands.