Media: “Have you been practicing for the debates Mr. President? Can you handle the pressure and tough questions?”
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The press conferences are the debates. Trump is willing to stand there and take it while Biden is hiding in the basement hoping this tax thing will carry him over the edge.
I suspect that if Biden has a passable performance the media will declare him the victor and beg him not to do anymore because he won't be able to pull it off 2 more times. He's going to slip bigly.
“He was cogent and could say the alphabet!”
"He really looked capable tonight. This is vintage Biden, full of energy and passion"
Unless he pisses himself, this is what they'll all say. Maybe even if he pisses himself.
If he doesn't Nadler himself, that's soaring over the bar set.
He did not make any visible messes in his trousers and was able to get through 90 minutes of a debate without having to fake a heart attack just to end it early.
Trump is going to have to try and get Biden worked up so he loses his cool.
We are setting SUPER low expectations now. If Biden doesn’t drool, collapse or have a total meltdown, people will be surprised how well he did.
He is a professional politician. He’s got his key sentences memorized and drilled in. He’s definitely not mentally all there, but he’ll be able to bring out his points when he needs to.
Trump needs to rattle him. Get Biden challenging him to a fist fight or something
Time for pushups!
"Anonymous children familiar with the matter confirm he does have hairy legs. Checkmate Drumpf!"
Do you think he could make it all the way through the alphabet?