Media: “Have you been practicing for the debates Mr. President? Can you handle the pressure and tough questions?”
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Does he look rattled?
I'm a butthole spreader. I'm pretty nervous.
Ok Soetoro, we already had one big Mike-sucker around here.... Did we really need a second one?!
We are one and the same. I got banned for chasing dick on the last AMA thread.
Looks like we need to start a campaign to get you unbanned. This is a goddamn travesty!
Burn this mother fucker to the ground!!!
Edit - sorry about that... My great great great great grand-pappys mistress was a communist... I guess there's a speck of that blood in me deep deep deeply buried....
Edit dos- you know what to do, pedes! #FreeBigMikesFleshlight
I figured it was you :)
I was wondering what happened to your faggot ass.
He thrives on the pressure.
Remember that night four years ago when he won? Even the most ardent supporters (like myself) were wondering how he was going to handle the job. I had faith of course, but I don’t worship anyone except the Lord Jesus Christ, and I wouldn’t hesitate to criticize Trump despite my faith.
I had a feeling though. I had a feeling that he was going to embarrass every modern president before him. I can look back now on these four years and see that this man, flaws and all, not only stepped up to the fucking plate, but hit a walk-off grand slam to win the World Series in game 7.
He is the answer we’ve been begging for for decades. MY nerves after he won were whether or not he’d follow through with his promises or dive into the swamp. Man, was I worried for nothing. DJT is America’s dream come true. Flag hugger instead of tree hugger! Best President ever. Love the guy.
I've had a few criticisms of the guy, but that should happen. He needs to know where the American people stand on things, especially the ones who elected him. I think his two biggest mistakes were his words about guns after the Parkland shooting, and allowing bad apples into his inner circle like FauXi, Mattis, Bolton etc.
But other than that, he's been amazing for this country. It's incredible what he's been able to do while being under constant assault and criticism.
Yeah I’m really not a fan of some of the people he put in place, but honestly I don’t think he is either.
Some have been absolutely incredible. Can’t win them all, especially when you’re surrounded by swamp rats.
After every other president in my lifetime not following through on their campaign promises, I knew Trump would be the first.
100%. The lefties like to pretend Trump is some shady businessman and crooked liar. He made his money in a world filled to the brim with politically-connected felons who have had all of the advantages they'd ever want. You're competing against literal murderers and shitbags, and the worst allegations are that he sometimes backs out of contracts.
Meanwhile the kind of people he's been up against for decades are Clintons, Vanderbilts, Epsteins.
“ He thrives on the pressure. “
That’s exactly the problem. Can Joe build enough pressure for him to thrive?
No. No Trump doesn't look rattled.
So why is The_Donald rattled? I'm not rattled. Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States. In the face of so much evidence of incoming voter fraud, Trump does not look rattled. It should be telling his supporters something.
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Someone please put biden's head on Vince's body. This would be great to get out there today!
"Come on, man." or "Listen, Jack." as the subtitles.
Look fat, you're a dog faced pony soldier! I'm gonna take you out ba...
My strategy would be to ask, “Where’s Hunter?” as much as possible.
Exactly, ask Joe some questions that Wallace won’t. Maybe even something obscure enough that his handlers won’t have a prepared answer for.
Yes, but the guy he was shoving isn't really a wrestler, right? Also, isn't he pretty old?
I don't watch wrestling - can someone explain how they did that? From that clip it doesn't look like they could have swapped in stunt people. Was that really Trump shoving the head guy over the table?
Yep that was GEOTUS actually shoving Vince McMahon over a table.
Also this
That one kind of looks like it might be a stunt person - the cut away before and after the tackle and punches are a bit suspect, and you can't see his face either, but who knows?
It was taking place live on PPV and in front of tens of thousands of people. They wouldn't have been able to switch POTUS out with a stunt double without everyone seeing it.
Okay, fair enough!
The press conferences are the debates. Trump is willing to stand there and take it while Biden is hiding in the basement hoping this tax thing will carry him over the edge.
I suspect that if Biden has a passable performance the media will declare him the victor and beg him not to do anymore because he won't be able to pull it off 2 more times. He's going to slip bigly.
“He was cogent and could say the alphabet!”
"He really looked capable tonight. This is vintage Biden, full of energy and passion"
Unless he pisses himself, this is what they'll all say. Maybe even if he pisses himself.
If he doesn't Nadler himself, that's soaring over the bar set.
He did not make any visible messes in his trousers and was able to get through 90 minutes of a debate without having to fake a heart attack just to end it early.
Trump is going to have to try and get Biden worked up so he loses his cool.
We are setting SUPER low expectations now. If Biden doesn’t drool, collapse or have a total meltdown, people will be surprised how well he did.
He is a professional politician. He’s got his key sentences memorized and drilled in. He’s definitely not mentally all there, but he’ll be able to bring out his points when he needs to.
Trump needs to rattle him. Get Biden challenging him to a fist fight or something
Time for pushups!
"Anonymous children familiar with the matter confirm he does have hairy legs. Checkmate Drumpf!"
Do you think he could make it all the way through the alphabet?
Why would Trump be rattled when he’s already been through it before? He had to face the media propaganda machine and Hillary who is much more nasty than Biden (also much more alert). Biden is lucky he’ll be propped up by the media because Trump is literally going to lay waste to him.
He's been through it non stop for the last 4 years.
Guy takes hostile questions every single day
Biden's had the media on his side his whole career
What’s amazing is that he’s been taking questions from reporters for DECADES. I can’t think of another person who’s been on the spotlight for so long throughout his life, with so many big decisions to make each day. It’s like his whole life has been a giant preparation for the Presidency.
GOETUS doing what he loves.
Chewing gum and winning elections. And he's all out of gum.
But don’t you know, he lies!!! At least my dense neighbor's been told that.
We all know she would scalp a bitch.
She 'mirin.
The man has been doing debate prep since he came down the escalator.
Wild looking at all these “journalists” dying to get a sound bite, but knowing they’re ALL activists. Paid propagandists or Stage 5 TDS patients. Wild
A one man army right there!
Most prepared, quick witted, and unshakable president in debate history.
After 4 years of answering deliberately designed gotcha questions based on "facts" that aren't even real I'm pretty sure he's the most prepared president in history to deal with the media lightweights
FAKE NEWS, REAL PRESIDENT
Ah yeah. I think Trump is good
Every day with these clowns is practice
Imagine Obama, Bernie, Hilldawg or Harris trying to perform under a similar amount of scrutiny and pressure.
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nice one ! i wish so much he wins this election with 99%
Did someone actually ask that? C'mon man! Trump is going to steamroll Biden and call out moderators BS questions.
Go back and watch all the press conferences. He's been in,. and won, a debate every time he gets in front of the press. He's better now than he was in '16.
Answer: "ALL DAY EVERY DAY!"
The President will in fact be debating two people tonight Biden and Wallace.
No shit! But Trump has dodged their gotchas before. All he has to do is run with the truth.
That face 😂 Trump is the face master even the haters know this
MENTAL FORTITUDE!
In continuously attacking the President at every single press conference, the press has accidently created the most well-prepared debater in political history. Trump is ready.
"caption this" submission:
"go ahead. I will give you the first shot. Right here on my chin, I dare you."
Bring on Creepy Joe
Which candidate would you want negotiating Trade, or peace agreements? The real answer is ridiculously lopsided, that's why they avoid reporting on any of his accomplishments
Trump: Thanks to you, the Very Fake News Media (ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!), I got plenty of practice for handling disingenuous, dishonest questions.
Derps. How many times a day do these jackals test him--ask Jill Biden who says there's stuff she decides isn't relevant and you can't go there. Imagine if Trump had flat out said, "We're not going there over Russia."
Plot twist - Joe goes full dementia and Trump wins the crowd by being kind to pedojoe.
As long as he don't go full Ron Paul
It's like a gang bang in reverse
I don't understand how r/Politics is suggesting Trump is looking to exit the debate. Do they not realise who their candidate is? Projection at its finest.
Projection is used time and again to deflect and confuse YOU. We need to reign in on the media’s power to screw with the truth!
Great picture, love this.
Hyenas circling the LION.
Where can I stream the debate? I don’t have cable
I’m sure Kayleigh is briefing him with her binder.
I'm legit concerned at how close that many of those biased people are; when he's re-elected I hope they put some space between them and screen them even more - don't trust one of them not to get Oswald-levels of TDS
Unrattled, very stable, god emperor with Dragon energy.
$20 says Biden pisses his pants on live TV.
The stupidest group of people on the planet...any planet.
No other man on the planet would be able to have put up with what this man has had to put up with. When you really sit back and think about the crap that he has had to fight through....its absolutely incredible.
Donald Trump is superhuman.... really.... He has had the world trying to take him out...Not only is he still standing, he is kicking ass and taking names... The world is safer with him in power.
He really is GEOTUS.
My only concern is, does Trump speak fluent dementia? When your opponent sputters out sentence fragments and follows that with clucks and grunts it can throw you off your game
They will frame their questions as statements because they don't want the truth.