My name is Joe Biden and I’m running for President. Vote for me you stupid bastards!
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posted ago by Afripede
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Complete and total BS that the "stupid bastard" line has been forgotten. This should have ended his campaign but instead, the press ignores it.
Joe Biden's political career should have ended with he dropped out of 1988 presidential election for his lies. 32 years later, he's their guy... still lying.
I was in the 6th grade and it was the first campaign I ever paid attention to. I had to do a report on a candidate from each party. I was assigned Bob Dole and Joe Biden. Dole I was somewhat respectful to in my report but Biden I called a liar and a "fake Kennedy look-a-like".
My history teacher gave me a C, lol. She said she "wanted a report, not my opinion". I wasn't a smartass back then per se' (in fact, I hated that snide, snotty type attitude), but I was contrarian to people like my teacher so I responded that her own opinion influenced my grade and believe it or not, she agreed and changed it to a B-.
You learned a valuable lesson at a very good age! I'm proud of you! And you haven't lost the talent for fighting for your rights--just perfected it!
The stories I could tell about the fights I had with my leftist teachers, lol.
Pray do tell
Funny how now all they want are opinions that align with their own, which are called facts. And actual facts that don't align are called hate speech or lies.
Heck ya! Double upgraded straight through the C+ right into respectable B-. Well Done!!
He runs the blue collar section of the Dem party vs Mrs Bill who couldn't attract them.
Because in their hearts they know even worse can and will come as the election draws closer.
none of it has been forgotten, people remember things like that. fact is nobody is going to vote for this guy and the communist party knows that which is why they're doing a full on coup de'tat with ballot harvesting simply to try to steal control of the government. its an existential threat to the communists because they know if trump gets in that's it they're getting busted for their treason. 2020 has been an extremely revealing year as to the character of every single person alive. who the rebels are, who the free men are, who the sheep are. who the real americans are and who the communists are. its never been more overt than this and its getting to the point where we won't be able to simply ignore the differences anymore because mixing the western world and communist society is like mixing oil and water.
Modern media, if it doesn't fit their narrative it never happened. You don't hear them addressing the rape accusation against Biden either.
There better be pushups tonight.
We know there will be big shots in the ass
VOTE FOR ME YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS IM JILL BIDENS HUSBAND
But I ain’t black 🤔
Teleprompter for a head. Love it! Our side has the best memes
And even the teleprompter head forgot the line - “running for President of the thing!”
Great detail!
I literally LOL’d. I love the Donald. No other site like it
We don't even have to pay for them like MiniMike and his dream meme team.
Look me over and if you don't like what you see vote for the other Biden.
Nice attention to detail with “Made in China”
That sentence is too coherent for Biden. Should have ended it with Vote for Trump you stupid bastards!
MADE IN CHINA
IF he debates, every answer he gives will be “I am not going to address that, Donald Trump is a liar and a racist, FACT. PERIOD.” And Wallace will say “Sounds good to me!”
South Park was hit-or-miss in 2016, but they had some good stuff: My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted
That was at the height of Trey Parker's terminal mind fuck by his ex wife "Boogie".
https://youtu.be/iwR8J9hUsYY Unsettling? I give you the Biden Podesta remix
Nice, next time hide a PEPE somewhere :)
Here's a pre-made pepe for you: https://i.maga.host/am2zv2d.png
https://i.maga.host/RUL1pk2.png
Beautiful
I couldn't have done it better myself.
Look fat ... my legs are hairy... I was cornpops bitch...
Wallace: Mr President, will you rub the hair on Joe's legs?
"I'm Joe Biden and I hope you vote to elect me prime minister of the US." ~Joe Biden Probably
Some will say it's photoshop.
I give it a 85% accuracy. Joe could never pull a crowd that big
MADE IN CHINA
YOU AINT BLACK
I'm Jon Bidoe - Boe Jiden - Joe Bined aw to hell with it you know what I mean vote me you fuckin' jerks.
We have the best Teleprompters don't we folks.
This is a great meme. Perhaps this should be a new template or at least a new idea. joe biden with a telepromter head, made in china on it etc. This could be his head on all new images/memes :D
The meme potential is real! Time to put some Joe Biden gibberish on that screen!
Fake. Obviously Photoshopped. Sleepy Joe would never attract that many people to listen to him.
Those are all Trump supporters!
I was wondering where that crowd came from!
The Biden camp plays the Rocky theme song to Joe while he struggles and puts the Depends on backwards, over his head. The handlers facepalm and shudder.
Serious question: can they pump Biden with so much adderall (or whatever) that he is coherent and can make sense?
Maybe, but honestly, just getting to the venue is exhausting for an old guy in dubious health.
Hi, I'm Joe Biden and if you vote for me you're a stupid bastard.
I think I'm going to follow the policy of "if you've been in politics for longer than I've been born, you're not getting my vote."
“Made in China” kek. Nice touch.
*for the US Senate
Brought to you by Huawei 5G
I wonder if the Democrats will kill Biden during the debate. It would be the ultimate sympathy play.
MUH PEACH MINTS.... again?
Biden wouldn't be the first teleprompter President.
Barry couldn't string together a complete sentence without one, either.
Listen, fat.
Is he running for president-??? CNN appears to doubt it:
https://archive.is/Xm7bo/79907dcbaa90c008b2160253a37dfea2dd4195bb/scr.png
("Former Democratic nominee"...Probably a typo for former vice president, but cue the ominous music anyway)
YOU STUPID BASTARDS
🤣🤣🤣
That's great