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KeepItCopacetic83 44 points ago +44 / -0

There are no breaks on the Trump train.

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CrewmanInRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brakes

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KeepItCopacetic83 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brakes or "breaks" as Biden asked for.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 25 points ago +26 / -1

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

He's the one that makes ya feel alright

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

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T__X 11 points ago +11 / -0

Biden campaign furiously googling "DIY timed-release capsules"

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Fremium2020 21 points ago +21 / -0

People that work fast food are like "What's this fucker smoking?".

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thisisatestof2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sorry folks, Restaurant is closed for 15 mins in the middle Of the lunch rush, got too busy for us we all had to take a break to recuperate.

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Rob_Belmonte 12 points ago +12 / -0

Managers required to run a 10-hour shift are like, "Breaks? What's a break?"

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

THIS IS A PUSH-UP CONTEST

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Isaiah53 17 points ago +17 / -0

According to the /pol/ leaker from Biden's campaign, urinary urgency is a side effect of the drug he is taking to stay coherent. He said that Biden could barely make it 5 minutes without wetting himself.

Hence the meetings they had about diapers that cannot be seen through pants and brands that do not make crinkle noises when he walks.

They are probably going to catheterize him for this, then. Which is uncomfortable. And on an addled senior, this leads to genital groping.

Watch for that during the debates.

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T__X 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hope Trump just flat out calls him on it. "It looks like you've got something strapped to your leg there Joe. What is that? Is that a catheter bag? Let's have a look."

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hahaha, “Let’s have a look.”

“Take your pants down, Joe... Whoa! He did it!”

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FLatinoKAG 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hillary had ear pieces.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 7 points ago +7 / -0

They didn't help her.

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the_bird 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the questions, amphetamines, and electronics on dais.

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seaside_dreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, they were horns.

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1cewolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except Theoden was actually a good king! Don't think Biden is good for much except as court jester.

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T__X 6 points ago +6 / -0

SO GLAD they're aware and on top of the earpiece thing.

Cannot spare this man - he (actually) fights!

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine this Mentality in any other field such as police, fire/EMS, medical field, some critical support role, etc.

Say you have a major event That gets lots of traffic either planned or unplanned and all of a sudden the police officers and the command staff managing that say sorry, we’ve been working for the last hour safely directing traffic in this area, Will be back in 20 minutes, you’re on your own.

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kornesque 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Listen fat, if you can't debate me without confirming that this thing is my ear is indeed an earpiece, then you know, the thing.

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turdinthepunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

No brakes.

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bothloveocean 3 points ago +3 / -0

No breaks or brakes on the Trump Train.

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suckle_my_butthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

TWO SCOOPS. TWO GENDERS. TWO TERMS. NO BRAKES. NO BREAKS.

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wtfisgoingon2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a loser.

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Ironball 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Sniffy doesn't consent to no ear pieces, Trump should call it out on stage and show how clean both his ears are. How 'bout you Joe?