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KyrosQF 259 points ago +259 / -0

Should include anything fishy at the podium too.

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AllTheWayTrump 108 points ago +110 / -2

I'd like a DNA test on the Biden they present as well.

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kjj9 88 points ago +88 / -0

Spoiler: He is 1/1024th coherent.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 37 points ago +37 / -0

I hear Hunter is familiar with DNA tests. He's super familiar with the drug tests as well.

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hillarysdildont 21 points ago +21 / -0

I hear he does well on hepatitis tests too, took one this morning. Got an A, two Bs and a C!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 3 points ago +3 / -0

is familiar with DNA tests.

Is that what he calls strap-ons?

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tombombadil 16 points ago +16 / -0

There aren’t any Biden lookalikes. No one in history has ever looked that weird.

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Dumdum 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was expecting the deliverance kid

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know who looks weird? Hunter. First, he IMHO just generally looks like a "untrustworthy", overly-smiley, wheeler/dealer type who makes a living ripping people off in various ways, but what helps with that image is that smile. One half of his mouth goes up and the other half of his mouth goes down when he "smiles". So strange and disconcerting.

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1683commenceagain 10 points ago +10 / -0

I demand a full-spectrum analysis. Evil of this magnitude cannot possibly be terrestrial in origin.

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can’t test for demons.

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6079SmithW 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pre debate exorcism.

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Trumperette1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes you can. They break mirrors.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet he'd be blacker than Talcum X and more Indian than Pocahontas kek

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CMDRConanAAnderson 25 points ago +25 / -0

What was thing that Hillary was clicking on the podium at the 2016 debates again? Some sort of signal that many people saw her repeatedly reach for when in trouble.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 13 points ago +13 / -0

There was a monitor screen, clearly visible from the back, inside her podium.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 7 points ago +7 / -0

That might have been what happened but I'm specifically talking about another podium event. There was a moment in the debates where Hillary was repeatedly seen jamming what appeared to be a button over and over again on her podium. At one point she was F5'ing it like the switch scene they would play in the Simpsons when Mr Burns hits the security button. I'll try and look it up but I clearly remember thinking there was a help button on or under her podium that she tried to slyly activate the entire debate.

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ADAM_SCHITT 2 points ago +2 / -0

I though I remember something where she would touch her ear or something and then the moderator would jump in.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like Bane pumped himself with gas except it's adrenachrome.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have doubts that Hillary ever honestly passed a test the entire time she was in school, either. From first grade through college.

Fun fact: She flunked her DC bar exam -- likely because she didn't know any insiders yet to help her cheat.

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fthecoup 7 points ago +7 / -0

And check for Biden’s brains, too.

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Johnfox13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pulse check, can never be too sure ;)

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Choomguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I’d love to go over hillaries podium fro 16.