Some friends of mine want to do a drinking game tonight during the debates and we're looking for any suggestions that doesn't lead to a trip to the hospital.
Well, that leaves out the idea where you tie a kidnapped Democrat to a chair, and every time Biden says 'the thing', you pull the trigger on a Russian roulette revolver aimed at his head.
Well, that leaves out the idea where you tie a kidnapped Democrat to a chair, and every time Biden says 'the thing', you pull the trigger on a Russian roulette revolver aimed at his head.
Pick a drinking side
Trump drinking, +1 for
Biden nickname / Hunter callout / interrupting Biden / "Chy-na" / "Wuhan/China virus" / MAGA / Hillary / "fake news" or "lamestream media" / mentioning drug test / "low energy" / election fraud / build the wall / trade deal / "We have the best..."
Biden drinking, +1 for
C'mon Man! / Hunter dodge / 3 fillers in a row (um, er, ah) / any "ist" (racist, sexist, etc) / mentioning Obama / "peaceful protest" / "religion of peace" / speaking in Spanish / "Covid-19" / sniffing a woman / RBG / reperations
A few ideas...
Don’t drink until Biden scores a Valid point.
Drink only if Biden does not appear to be on drugs.
Only drink when Chris Wallace asks an honest thoughtful question.
Have a sip only when Biden’s teleprompter breaks down
Drink only when Biden stops looking dazed and confused.
Have 3 oz of water every time GEOTUS says something that makes you happy.
Have an additional bit of water every time GEOTUS rolls his eyes at Biden’s answers.
Etc... no hospital.