14 Biden Haiku posted 199 days ago by BropolloCreed 199 days ago by BropolloCreed +14 / -0 Here's the deal, Corn Pop Vote for me, or you ain't black Now, move it up here 10 comments share 10 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (10) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 3 ▼ – Covfefette 3 points 199 days ago +3 / -0 "No plagiarizing" Says Biden at the debate. "Do I look rattled?" permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – BropolloCreed [S] 3 points 199 days ago +3 / -0 I love reading these, but hate my inner Autist for counting the syllables permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Brethern123 3 points 199 days ago +3 / -0 Rocks balanced on head Beau would never be prouder Remember to smile permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – BropolloCreed [S] 2 points 199 days ago +2 / -0 I wanted to work in Beau myself, but it didn't fit the narrative I was constructing. Which is exactly why I should have done it, lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Covfefette 3 points 199 days ago +3 / -0 Come on, man? No breaks? I need my nap bi-hourly Don't look in my ears. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – BropolloCreed [S] 3 points 199 days ago +3 / -0 Look here, Corn Pop, that haiku is outstanding. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Be3Al2Si6O18 2 points 199 days ago +2 / -0 With a long loud sniff, his hands groping her body, he whispers, "Look, Fat..." permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – BropolloCreed [S] 3 points 199 days ago +3 / -0 These are all amazing. I hope we get more permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Be3Al2Si6O18 3 points 199 days ago +3 / -0 The teleprompter words fade to one crisp image: nude, heels-up, Harris. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – BropolloCreed [S] 2 points 199 days ago +2 / -0 There's not enough bleach to inject into my eyeballs permalink parent save report block reply
"No plagiarizing"
Says Biden at the debate.
"Do I look rattled?"
I love reading these, but hate my inner Autist for counting the syllables
Rocks balanced on head
Beau would never be prouder
Remember to smile
I wanted to work in Beau myself, but it didn't fit the narrative I was constructing.
Which is exactly why I should have done it, lol
Come on, man? No breaks?
I need my nap bi-hourly
Don't look in my ears.
Look here, Corn Pop, that haiku is outstanding.
With a long loud sniff,
his hands groping her body,
he whispers, "Look, Fat..."
These are all amazing. I hope we get more
The teleprompter
words fade to one crisp image:
nude, heels-up, Harris.
There's not enough bleach to inject into my eyeballs