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Joe Biden’s campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight’s debate several days ago but are now declining,
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Joe Biden’s campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight’s debate several days ago but are now declining,
This reeks of a last minute cancellation on Biden's part. (Unreasonable requests by the Trump team.) Any excuse will be good enough for them.
And how crazy is it that trumps terms are considered unreasonable?
Biden has basically said “when I’m working and stressed I need a break every 30mins, and also sometimes I’m just pooped out before noon.”
Sure, send a guy who needs two breaks an hour into a protracted and high stakes negotiation. Great idea.
Imagine you are talking to a potential employer for a position with top secret security clearance and you tell them you won’t take any drug tests and you need breaks every 30 minutes and you need a personal comms system, and about half the time you don’t work past noon.
This is the absolute state of the Biden campaign. Except I think the president’s security clearance is actually higher than top secret.
The president, when sworn into office, is basically the CEO of security clearances and can look at, declassify, whatever the fuck he wants with any document with any kind of clearance.
Trump could literally tweet any classified document and it would instantly become declassified and legal to view.
Yet somehow, Trump is the uninformed one.
Do you know what that level is called?
CHAD
Cleared to Handle All Documents
I'm actually looking at side effects for whatever cocktail they will juice O'Biden with. Diarrhea seems to be common, loss of balance and visual disturbances come up for quite a few including Modifil.
Same, I'm half wondering if we'll witness a live heart attack due to aforementioned cocktail
I feel like Trump’s team could hack the ear piece and record it / interfere with it.... that would be epic. Make him say something off script
Or play it back in the next debate.
There is an app that loops your own speech with a split second delay which causes user to be unable to speak coherently.....lol....maybes they already fuckin with him?
"Bill Clinton is a rapist. Infowars.com."
What... was that... Mr. Biden?
(cuts to comercial)
Just politely ask: “Joe, do you have an earpiece in?”
Look.....
Ok I will..
And as a follow up:
Trump: “Joe, were you given a copy of the questions that you’re being asked tonight?”
Wallace: “the candidates are not to question each other”
Trump: “okay Chris, did you or anyone on Fox staff provide the questions to Sleepy Joe or his handlers?”
Wallace: “the candidates will not question the moderator”
Biden: “Listen fat, 300 million Americans died from gun violence at the hands of angry white nationalist members of that COVID-19 gang and me and Corn Pop are America’s only hope for making healthcare free which will take away the incentive to be sick which will cure all diseases. Now tell me the truth, what does Ivanka’s hair smell like?”
Wallace: “Jesus, Joe are you really the best the dems could do?”
Biden: (angrily) “ANSWER THE QUESTION JOE! My name is Jesus and I’m running for Congress.”
Trump: “honestly, I’ve known Joe for forty years and he’s always been about this smart”
Wallace: “Joe, you win. We’re all out of time. Goodnight America.”
Joe: “I win?? Jilly did you hear that? I told you I would be America’s first female president!”
Trump: “Chris, it’s only been 6 minutes. We have 84 minutes to go.”
Biden: “Okay, you guys finish up. It’s time for my nap.”
"Before we get started, I'd like the camera to zoom in here to show that I am not wearing an earpiece."
Then just stare at Biden.
Were any of us under the impression he wouldn't be using one. Trump should point out his ear piece immediately and make him look like a fool.
I'm happy to be here on this important night with my opponent Joe Biden and let's not forget the folks helping him out by telling him what to say through the ear piece in his left ear. Can we get a close shot of that? No?...ok.
Biden will turn round and say "You can't see it from there because it's in my other ear"
The classic intentional minor error trick. Literally Trumps bread and butter move.
Hey guys, zoom in on his ear!
Agreed!!!!!!
Let him wear it :)
and prez maga can ask, "can you hear me, joe? are you comfy? need a break?" he can say it with compassion in his voice, and all it will do is elevate just how weak joe is.
Maybe this is the problem. Biden thinks the voices he hears are just the guy on the mic and not in his mind.
An earpiece would just be a other confusing voice in Biden's pointed hollow skull.
This is what I'm thinking. Consider this:
I find it hard the believe that under those conditions
Let him have it, figure out the frequency, and hijack it. “Kenneth, what’s the frequency?” Blasted in for the first ten minutes. Then DJT saying “we know what you did with those kids Joe! You’re gonna lose. I’m coming for you, Joe” for 10 minutes. Then Despacito for five minutes. Get clever with it.
Hijack the frequency then blast him with the Rolling Stones' You Can't Always Get What You Want. Just like its played at the Trump rallies.
Play youtube Biden Gaffe loops in his ear. Lol.
Nailed it, Georgia pede! There is nothing harder to talk through than the sound of your own voice coming back at you when trying to speak. Just make sure it's louder than what Joe's saying and it will completely mess him up.
No way "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood.
Let's see that shit roll down his leg early, boys!
Play the national anthem on loop.
I’m sure they’re not fool enough to use unencrypted tech.
We have to play Taps for him. Just once.
I like it. Taps at max volume during each question.
I think Trump should tackle him and rip it out of his ear on live TV.
Do they have it in writing? Release the contacts or emails. Simple.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure washington DC has a few lawyers around so there is probably a contract or two available.
Isn't there a jamming device?
Fancy and probably illegal spread spectrum communication device. To knock it out you would have to jam everything including all the security channels which would end the debate. Unless maybe you figured out where it was coming from and physically blocked it or messed with the people sending him messages.
I guess a long shot would be get a bunch of people with campers with microwaves and just keep making popcorn near the debate stage all night that way you can tell the police you were just making pop corn and you might get lucky and jam his ear piece.
A lot of people's phones and wi fi would get messed up. someone would notice
The Secret Service could jam those specific frequencies during the debate. Just saying.
Maybe Trump should just take the stage nonchalantly sporting a a full-on, over the ear headset. Then just stand there, and wait for Chris Wallace to say something about it...
“Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business. I just got done fucking Chris Wallace’s wife and had to get a few matches in with the boys wearing this SteelSeries Arctic Pro headset now available in Arctic White and Carbon for lower than the price of my income taxes. Use the referral code CHYNNA for 20% off. What a steal.”
Hey Fat, you're not black. Are you a junkie? You know...the thing? Stupid bastards!
They're gonna grasp for any reason to blame Trump for cancelling the debate.
This, the "breaks" issue is their out. Guaranteed!
C'mon man, when you came in here, look I don't have to come in here and, you know, uh you know, look if I have to take a ear drug test inspection did you want, uh, it's okay if I didn't have one, look did that happen to you,, what are you some kinda ear drug inspection junkie? Really?
Look, when FDR was on television they didn't do...the thing. I've never been asked about ear drugs in my 180 years as Senator. If you were a quartermaster you could take care, you sure as hell could take care of running a department with an ear drug inspection test, you know, where, in the second floor of the debate venue. Besides, you dog-faced pony soldier, "ears" is a three letter word. Are we going to inspect all 720 million women in the audience? That's like 436 billion ears! Even if we inspect every ear, and do everything right, there's still a 30% chance we get everything wrong. Listen, fat. It's been 30 minutes. The Russian interference with my earpiece is causing me to say truth over facts! I need a, you know...the thing!
Maybe they thought he wouldn’t need it a few days ago but after the practice debates realized he desperately needs one
Let him. If he has to awkwardly wait to be told what to say and try to talk and listen at the same time, he's going to look borderline retarded out there. There is no way that an earpiece can have a net benefit in a live debate.
That's what I was thinking too, If Biden shows up and debates he's fucked either way.
The debate is still happening???
Trump should counter by saying “you know what sure and I’ll do you one better. Let’s put it in that we can both wear an earpiece explicitly into the terms of the debate. But, the earpiece must protrude from the ear and be black or red in color.”
Then trump doesn’t show up with an earpiece and Biden shows up with an obvious earpiece.
Declining like his mental capacity. Go home and be with your family in your final days joe!
WE
WERE
RIGHT
We need Joe Biden Ear Piece Memes FAST
Biden is right now in a room punching a wall. His knuckles are bloody and he's asking himself "what the fuck did I get myself into?" An adreniline shot and an earpiece can't save him.
Shocker
Could be related to the declassification, they know it might come up and they haven't prepped.
Could be Biden is having one of his bad days.
Either way, it's a bad look and a good sign for Team America.