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Lonnyzone 32 points ago +32 / -0

Expectations are so low, he can only exceed expectations.

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GEOTUS_JR 18 points ago +18 / -0

No. He can do far worse. 90 minutes under high pressure is not something he does, ever.

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No_name_iii 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dont forget when he debated Paul Ryan. He was sharp and clearly had some debate skills. Its been a lifetime since then and I think he has diminished quite a bit, but he may outperform peoples low expectations.

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mrd92 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I remember that debate clearly, Biden interrupted Ryan constantly, laughed when Ryan answered questions, lied about his stance on multiple topics, and basically acted like a bully. I don’t recall many debate skills.

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

he honestly didnt do terrible. it wasnt good, but it was better than I expected.

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DaesDaemar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Expectations are so low, he can only exceed expectations.

Exactly this. I expected him to gaff a lot, but he did better than I expected so good on him. I mean it wasn't great.. but he didn't seem entirely senile.

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MythArcana 13 points ago +13 / -0

$5 says his eyeball explodes again. $10 says he will collapse within one hour.

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RedditIs4Retards 7 points ago +7 / -0

$50 he will shit himself

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hillaryforprison [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nadler is his role model.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wew! 😨💩💨

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sgt_richard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sometimes biden, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about biden, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he sniffs ya, and those black eyes roll over white

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ComradeSanders 5 points ago +5 / -0

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...

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Sliced_Beef_Brisket 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden was more coherent than I expected, but he still hasn't given me any info about what he intends to do. He just kept repeating that trump has no plans.

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

the plan. the plan. the plan. look fat, he has no plan.

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IncognitoGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was on drugs and being given instructions in his earpiece.

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user404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joke Biden is traveling by train, they are going to use that as an excuse to get out of it. claiming something happened on the way, watch! either the train had issues and couldnt make it on time, protesters on the tracks delayed the journey, some BS like that.

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Ironlabel 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Chans are saying something racist is going to happen like Biden just going to have a massive fraudulent slip.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 6 points ago +6 / -0

fraudulent slip

That's so meta.

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Abovethefray 5 points ago +5 / -0

But his wife said gaffes are off the table because Orange Man Bad!

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

So who's really running the show then? The lights are on but nobody's home.

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

change it to How many times will Biden sa "Here's the deal"

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ekos640 4 points ago +4 / -0

that's a lot of gaffes

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MemeWarVeteran69 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd imagine they spent all the days they called it early trying to perfect his dosing. Too much and he just babbles incoherently, too little and he forgets where he is.

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

4 score and 7 years ago Joe Biden entered Senateship.

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is traveling by train because flying sometimes exasperates cognitive issues.

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when_we_win_remember 0 points ago +1 / -1

For real?

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spiritfortrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want more gaffes!

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nmipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!

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IlxTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

90 minutes, x 3 minute so no more than 270?

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep in mind, questions will be prepared and fully anti-Trump.

Everyone already knows Trump's policies and that he's done tons of good for America.

Their only goal is to kill.

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

"joe biden only fucked up 9999999999999998 times but the alt right nazi hitlers thought he would fuck up 9999999999999999 times so biden exceeded expectations and looked very presidential"

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yoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Num. of times for "Listen" ▲

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's get to 1692!

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Trump_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can tell he reads a teleprompter frequently because his right eye looks like it’s trying to escape his head.

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memtndude 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can't fuck up if Trump doesn't let him. I love Trump, but he needs to chill the fuck out and let Biden dig his own grave.

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

..... and how many diapers changed... Blahaha Cheers pedes!!!! <3 MAGA2020

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hex7bb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Number of gaffes: 200 brazilian

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IncognitoGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden said "shut up, man" when GEOTUS had him on the ropes.

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WolfgangArmageddon7 1 point ago +1 / -0

2129...almost as many upvotes as people Biden has sniffed.

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