Welcome pedes and guests. Debate time 9 pm TT until then let's get pumped and ready.

Happy to have you here ready for the first presidential debate of the 2020 season. While most of us are not fans of elder abuse, it seems that the DNC will use and abuse anyone and everyone. If Joe stays awake long enough to make it to the debate the bar has been set high at 10 "come on mans" and 5 "listen jack." While we cannot stop you from playing drinking games we encourage you to do it responsibly.

Helpful tips to keep yourself and family safe!

1. If watching on a computer do not throw your mouse when the moderator (Chris Wallace) takes it easy on Biden and asks him his favorite song.

2. If you make it through 2 drinks in 15 minutes you may want to slow it down. You are a dog faced pony solider and it is a common phrase used by all presidential candidates throughout history. It is not something you should finish your drink on.

3. Michael Obama is a dude. The only tip here is the one he gives the Kenyan.

4. Trust Trump. He may have his way about him, but his way is right. He won't let you down.

Finally in leu of music I've got some memories to share.

1. Trump beats a woman

2. Trump abuses a woman

3. Trump murders a lizard

4. Thugs gonna thug

Stay safe MAGA