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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan [M] ago by pray_for_kekistan +5963 / -0

GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music

If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.

Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.

BUT IT IS HABBENING.

If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.

At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.

Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.

Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.

Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!

"I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest person. I am a young, vibrant, man. I look at Joe, I don't know about him... I don't know." -GEOTUS

Livestreams:

C-SPAN

Official Donald J. Trump

RSBN

Fox News

Crowder talking over everything



Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:


Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:

I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.

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stanplank 5 points ago +5 / -0

He did, but he couldn't push too much on topics that weren't the question. Because Wallace kept interrupting him.

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pepelepewpew 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anytime anything was brought up Biden just lied and say not true. We need real time fact check to call out Biden on BS

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leave Tucker in charge of fact checking live on stage, and allocate 4-5 hours of time.

Tucker has demonstrated that he will play hard ball with both sides, which is important for this sort of role.

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Viewer01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chris purposely navigated any possible issue that could have been favorable to trump.

If we had a section on Russia and the mueller probe, Joe would get murdered. Nope, we skated around that.

Why didn't Chris ask about Biden's lids?

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ImReallyRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m predicting this will be a mirror image of the 2016 debates. Trump didn’t do too well in the first one, but he demolished her in the second one and did ok in the third. You could tell he didn’t do much preparation for this one.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 1 point ago +2 / -1

Trump's doing the same this as he did to Hillary in first debate. Go a bit calmer.