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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan [M] ago by pray_for_kekistan +5963 / -0

GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music

If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.

Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.

BUT IT IS HABBENING.

If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.

At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.

Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.

Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.

Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!

"I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest person. I am a young, vibrant, man. I look at Joe, I don't know about him... I don't know." -GEOTUS

Livestreams:

C-SPAN

Official Donald J. Trump

RSBN

Fox News

Crowder talking over everything



Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:


Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:

I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.

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Hooray4hookers 13 points ago +26 / -13

I'm going to say it. Neither Wallace or Biden beat Trump tonight, Trump beat himself. We are all voting for him. We know there are people who aren't open about it, too. There are still enough undecided voters that will give this round to Biden because Trump wasn't cool.

That being said, he didn't do great against Clinton the first debate then came back like Rocky. I think Trump assumed he could rattle Biden and will need to tap in to that steely eyed killer he did when he said "Because you'd be in jail."

If anything, this makes the debates more entertaining, but I am still pissed. I'm also aghast by some of Biden's comments. Calling Trump a "clown" on the debate stage had no class. I know it sounds odd since Trump can be a jerk... it just seemed like too much decorum was lost.

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HenryKrinkle 4 points ago +5 / -1

Unfortunately, I think you're right. Trump came in a bit too hot when he didn't have to. Biden was a bumbling fool - by drawing attention to himself, Trump took some of the attention from Biden's frailty and nonsense. Trump still won, I think, but not as cleanly as he could have.

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xzibit_b 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Trump didn't buy the narrative that WE the supporters bought. Trump likes to assess his enemies before he takes them down. This was a test of how "gone" Biden REALLY is.

In hindsight, we overhyped Biden's dementia and made it seem like he couldn't function without a keeper. And maybe he also played hard to trick us and give us ammunition to make us lax so we could Clinton 2016 ourselves.

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Hooray4hookers 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a Trump supporter, Biden preaching to the camera was patronizing, calling Trump a clown/racist/liar was classless, and I cringed when Biden looked like he was about to cry when talking about his son.

Her's the deal, the Dems, and some undecided, will see it as passionate and shit.

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xzibit_b 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly.

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MAGAPHONIC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden also called him an idiot and a racist, if I remember correctly. Stay classy you facelifted fuck.

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