GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music
If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.
Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.
BUT IT IS HABBENING.
If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.
At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.
Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.
Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.
Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!
Livestreams:
C-SPAN
Official Donald J. Trump
RSBN
Fox News
Crowder talking over everything
Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:
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Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:
I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.
I honestly think that Trump would’ve done so much better if he would’ve just kept his mouth shut at times and let Biden dig his hole deeper and deeper. Instead he just kept interrupting and getting side tracked. I’m 100% for trump and a conservative through and through but holy shit this debate did literally nothing for the moderates and undecided because they both but especially trump couldn’t stop interrupting each other. Trump had some solid hitting points but damn man, shut up for a second and let Biden make a fool out of himself in his responses without butting in.
CNN also said that Trump should stop interrupting. FUCK EM'. Fact-checkers are the most demonic of things and if Trump let Biden speak, they would say Biden demolished him with truth.
I hope that Trump talks so much in the next debate that it gets ended abruptly. It will get boring as HELL if Trump shuts his mouth and lets the pedo and moderator speak. Trump doesn't need these shitty useless debates anyways. Mainstream media thinks it's so important. The people have already made their choice.