GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music
If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.
Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.
BUT IT IS HABBENING.
If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.
At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.
Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.
Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.
Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!
Livestreams:
C-SPAN
Official Donald J. Trump
RSBN
Fox News
Crowder talking over everything
Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:
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Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:
I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.
My take: Trump wiped the floor with Biden. Trump was specific in his plans and policy. Biden was not and flipped flopped on his flip flops. Biden kept trying to make emotional appeals as if he were an “average Joe”. That doesn’t work when you’ve been on the people’s payroll for half a century bud.
There’s things trump could’ve hit him with like how low black unemployment has been under his administration. Also wish he would’ve mentioned the PV video that just dropped.
Overall Trump did GREAT and met my already high expectations. Biden was entirely unspecific, looked pitiful and couldn’t defend a position in the rare instance he actually took one. Wallace clearly ran interference when trump had Biden on the ropes.
Also, it’s IRREFUTABLE Trump is keenly aware of the corruption and it felt like he stopped just short of naming names right there on the stage.
Yes, I agree. POTUS could have made more points, but knew POS Wallace would cut him off and tried to make the most important ones when he could get a word in edgewise.
Definitely. Even with Wallace being a lil shit the entire time, Trump remains the GOAT. That said, the last 15 min were super uncomfortable—you could really feel how much they hated each other. We need to keep Trump's energy reserves full!
YES. Dude he was pissed. Biden knew it too. He knew exactly what Trump was talking about and I bet you old Joe and the DNC reach out to Trump and try to cut a deal behind closed doors. They’ll back down and throw it if they let them stay free.
For sure, this is how 2016 went down too. Trump hit his stride in the 2nd and 3rd debates even with shit moderators. He’s got ammo for days to use.
All Joe has is the supposed prospect of having decorum - he blew his cover already so he’s not picking up anyone there.
Trying to view this from the lens of a less informed/involved voter, trump made it clear several times he truly cares about the country and had stats to back it. Biden made bland emotional appeals lacking substance by staring through the camera with rapey eyes.
We’re good pede. The red tsunami is just over the horizon 👊🏼