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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan [M] ago by pray_for_kekistan +5963 / -0

GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music

If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.

Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.

BUT IT IS HABBENING.

If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.

At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.

Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.

Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.

Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!

"I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest person. I am a young, vibrant, man. I look at Joe, I don't know about him... I don't know." -GEOTUS

Livestreams:

C-SPAN

Official Donald J. Trump

RSBN

Fox News

Crowder talking over everything



Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:


Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:

I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.

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Yourmemeisgood 46 points ago +48 / -2

Bunch of shills tonight. Look, here’s the deal. The American people have caught on to the game and Trump knows they have. He came out and argued like any one of us would do who are tired of the lies. Not only was this a clear victory for Trump, the curtain on the Wizard of Oz MSM and Democrat circle jerk gets a little higher.

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Herecomedatpresident 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed it is almost like he’s like fuck your bullshit game

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rules for thee, not for me.

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orthodoxvirginian 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why is it that anyone expressing even the slightest criticism of Trump's performance gets called a shill or concern troll and downvoted? This is a discussion forum, not an echo chamber. We are all Trump supporters here; actual shills would get weeded out pretty fast. But we have a responsibility to not just be "yes men." We have to continue to engage the broader public and try to "evangelize" them. That only happens if we are able to be self-critical as well.

Doing so does not somehow make us disloyal or trolls. I wouldn't be surprised if people in the Admin or campaign read this site. As such, we need to make constructive comments and feedback.

I think Trump won and looked like a boss. I didn't like his interrupting in the beginning, though But he seemed to cut it down later. That was good. And yes, I know he was debating 2 people, but he was aggressive from the beginning.

To put my comments in perspective, my wife decided to vote for Trump after the 2nd debate in 2016. She liked how he spoke about trade, etc. This time, she said they both just kept interrupting each other and she thought it was annoying. She's still voting Trump of course.

My wife is my guage for what the average person thinks or how they react to things, so I do hope that the aggressiveness in the beginning didn't turn off some of the viewers, especially females.

But yes, overall, Trump did great and I look forward to the next one.

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Yourmemeisgood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Trump should do a better job going after bad actors in our government. I think he misses opportunities to strike, even tonight. He’s the best candidate capable of winning but not the best candidate among 250 million people. Deficit spending is questionable and 2A support inconsistent.

But.

He won the debate easily against a rigged system hellbent on destroying him. Anyone who says otherwise is a shill. Can Trump do better? I believe he can and will. Bunts can win games just as easy as a Grand Slam. He bunts tonight and a bunch of low energy fair weather knuckleheads decide to pull the brakes. There are no mother fucking brakes.

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orthodoxvirginian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good points & analysis. I'm not into sports, but the bunts vs grand slam was a great analogy.