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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan [M] ago by pray_for_kekistan +5963 / -0

GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music

If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.

Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.

BUT IT IS HABBENING.

If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.

At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.

Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.

Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.

Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!

"I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest person. I am a young, vibrant, man. I look at Joe, I don't know about him... I don't know." -GEOTUS

Livestreams:

C-SPAN

Official Donald J. Trump

RSBN

Fox News

Crowder talking over everything



Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:


Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:

I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.

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SowellBrotha 47 points ago +54 / -7

Trump’s advisors need to do a better jump preparing next time. He should have dominated Joe in the Race section. The platinum plan, crime reform, the “very fine people” lie, “you ain’t black”, “racial jungle”, etc. There is so much to attack him on that wasn’t brought up.

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AtariArtist 26 points ago +27 / -1

No rebuttal format - no way to do it and when Trump tried Chris would cut him off.

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Captainlizard 9 points ago +11 / -2

This was the real problem with this debate. Cant rebut anything and when Wallace moves to Trump its a loaded question like, WILL YOU DENOUNCE THE KKK AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND PROUD BOYS?

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EagleI 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why in the world are they only allowed two minutes? That's nothing.

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pepelepewpew 11 points ago +14 / -3

Right I feel like Trump was playing defense to much and just talking about himself and his accomplishments. To swing votes he'll need to destroy Biden

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

And with SPECIFICS. Locked and loaded quotes.

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TsingGao 9 points ago +13 / -4

100 % Trump could have prepared better.

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commies0ride0free 9 points ago +12 / -3

Yep, and don’t forget, lowest black unemployment under Trump until covid bs. HBUs, I bet there’s a lot more, Trump does so much I can barely keep up.

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Harambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

nope