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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan [M] ago by pray_for_kekistan +5963 / -0

GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music

If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.

Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.

BUT IT IS HABBENING.

If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.

At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.

Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.

Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.

Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!

"I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest person. I am a young, vibrant, man. I look at Joe, I don't know about him... I don't know." -GEOTUS

Livestreams:

C-SPAN

Official Donald J. Trump

RSBN

Fox News

Crowder talking over everything



Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:


Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:

I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.

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starsabove 30 points ago +33 / -3

Oh good, T_Dw is back up? I can comment here now?

I counted a lot of BS from Biden. He repeated the 'Very Fine People' hoax, the 'St Johns tear gas hoax', and the 'Russian bounty' hoax. He said it was debunked that Hunter received a 3.5M wire from the Moscow mayor's wife and that it was a lie that he was booted from the Navy for cocaine use . . . both are confirmed. One via bank records and the other from official USN records.

Biden made repeated claims about Trump and COVID, but his own plans would have been a disaster. And he's speaking with the benefit of hindsight. He'd have done the exact same as Trump, just weeks later . . . closing the barn door after the cows have bolted. He'd have pushed for illegal and ineffectual mask mandates as well. The only thing that'd be different would be the media spin . . . the fake news wouldn't be claiming 200K+ died, they'd be using the CDC numbers for deaths with no co-morbidities.

Biden also claimed that knocking for 4M buildings and rebuilding them would stimulate the economy. That plan is essentially the 'Broken Windows Fallacy' times a billion. It wouldn't create jobs nor would it result in anyone being wealthier. Nothing would be created. Likewise, his comments on electric cars and green energy are a joke. The state of CA can't keep the lights on right now because of their insistence on renewables and they want to add millions of electric cars? What does he think electric cars run on? Fairy dust?

He claimed Trump is the only one wanting to defund police, despite his own statements that they should re-allocate money from the police to other programs. I think the LEO community knows full well who is in their corner and who is not, which is why Trump has swept virtually all the LEO org endorsements.

He claimed Trump was pouring gasoline on the riots . . . apparently by demanding the local officials do their damn jobs or ask for the National Guard.

I don't know if this was just the CSPAN feed I was watching, but it was obvious the color balance was skewed on Trump to make him look more orange. I don't think Trump was wearing a pale yellow shirt. Biden's shirt was noticeably more white. With the two men side by side, it made a pretty easy comparison.

In conclusion, Biden's presentation was better than I expected. He didn't shit himself or gaffe too much, eg, no 'I was elected to the Senate 180 years ago' or '200 million American died from COVID' or '150 million Americans have died from gun violence'.

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kneegrows86 1 point ago +2 / -1

Technically he was not dishonorably discharged, in the military you basically have to murder someone for that to be the case. Still, there’s no question that he was booted for doing coke.