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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan [M] ago by pray_for_kekistan +5963 / -0

GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music

If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.

Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.

BUT IT IS HABBENING.

If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.

At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.

Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.

Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.

Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!

"I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest person. I am a young, vibrant, man. I look at Joe, I don't know about him... I don't know." -GEOTUS

Livestreams:

C-SPAN

Official Donald J. Trump

RSBN

Fox News

Crowder talking over everything



Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:


Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:

I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.

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GBA4ever 51 points ago +52 / -1

Terrible moderator. No fact check on the Charlottesville fine people hoax. That trump said to inject bleach to fight covid. That trump called military dead losers and suckers. That there is no evidence of vote fraud. Biden called the president a clown. Wallace interrupted Trump 37 times. Biden left to look into the camera and recite his memorized lines. It was a hot mess. My only advice would be for Trump to interrupt less and let joe ramble. But the moderator should call out the lies I mentioned.

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Ichuta 10 points ago +11 / -1

This! This this this! I’m so angry about Wallace’s lack of fact checking of the debunked propaganda recitals.

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Daisymae 1 point ago +1 / -0

The upcoming debates will be exactly the same with the msm moderators!