GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music
If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.
Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.
BUT IT IS HABBENING.
If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.
At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.
Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.
Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.
Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!
Livestreams:
C-SPAN
Official Donald J. Trump
RSBN
Fox News
Crowder talking over everything
Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:
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Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:
I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.
I'm saying it's a tie. While Trump was good, he could have gotten more punches in. Admittedly, it's hard to state your opinions when you have two people screaming at you when you want to make a rebuttal. Meanwhile, Biden had one of his better days today. Still, he tried to please everyone while pleasing no one. Also, I have heard from others that they didn't realize that Biden was this bad, so maybe it's still not good for Biden. Also, Biden constantly tried to stare at the camera acting "sympathetic." I hated that pandering nonsense because it was clearly so fake! Overall about what I expected. But now Trump has more ammo. Come next debate, Trump should have ironed out the rough bits.
A tie? Fuck off LOL. Trump fucking destroyed Biden.
At points, yes. But not to the degree I wanted. I'm not saying Trump did a bad job, I think he did a great job. But Trump wasn't allowed to get everything he wanted out. That's mostly my point on the tie. If he can work out the bugs and actually get through fighting two other debaters, then he wins hands down. Plus since Biden has a good day, his bar for performance is higher next time. He doesn't put out the same effort, which wasn't much but still a lot for him, he misses the performance bar next time. I think Trump wins hands down next few times, but for this time where Biden's bar was set at even showing up, I say it's a tie.