GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music
If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.
Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.
BUT IT IS HABBENING.
If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.
At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.
Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.
Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.
Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!
Livestreams:
C-SPAN
Official Donald J. Trump
RSBN
Fox News
Crowder talking over everything
Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:
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Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:
I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.
I'm saying it's a tie. While Trump was good, he could have gotten more punches in. Admittedly, it's hard to state your opinions when you have two people screaming at you when you want to make a rebuttal. Meanwhile, Biden had one of his better days today. Still, he tried to please everyone while pleasing no one. Also, I have heard from others that they didn't realize that Biden was this bad, so maybe it's still not good for Biden. Also, Biden constantly tried to stare at the camera acting "sympathetic." I hated that pandering nonsense because it was clearly so fake! Overall about what I expected. But now Trump has more ammo. Come next debate, Trump should have ironed out the rough bits.
I think Trump got a lot of punches in, but I didn't bust out laughing like I did when he debated Hillary. Wish he'd thrown in some more hilarious one liners. Did he even call Joe "sleep" or "low energy"?
He got some good stuff in, but not as great as 2016 yet. I think he needs to adjust to having no audience to play off of. Just wait until next debate, I think we'll get some lines to rival 2016.