GOOD EVENING CENTIPEDES....cue the music

If you are reading this you are one of the few blessed creatures chosen to exist in the best timeline in the universe.

Crazy Nancy, Bill Kristol, assorted NYT columnists, TDS sufferers across the earth, the tear soaked faces of our enemies have cried out pleading for someone to stop tonight from happening.

BUT IT IS HABBENING.

If you had any lingering doubts as to whether or not Joe's wife and handlers cared at all for his safety and wellbeing, those can now be discarded.

At 9pm ET he will be deposited into the arena alone, without a teleprompter, and with only Chris Wallace there to protect him from GEOTUS.

Like a 20 year old beating a bedridden elderly man in a nursing home.

Get comfy, get hype, gather round with thousands of frens and a worldwide audience for the most anticipated event in modern history.

Please welcome to the debate stage, Our Favorite President, three time Nobel Peace Prize Nominee, founder of Space Force the 6th branch of the US Military, The God Emperor Of The United States of America, President Dr. Donald J. Trump, Very Stable Genius, Young Vibrant Man!

"I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest person. I am a young, vibrant, man. I look at Joe, I don't know about him... I don't know." -GEOTUS

Livestreams:

C-SPAN

Official Donald J. Trump

RSBN

Fox News

Crowder talking over everything

Debate Bingo Cards / Drinking games:

• courtesy of u/asdrubael_was_right -----> https://i.maga.host/0SkNvdz.png

• courtesy of u/YourDaddyKnowsBest -----> https://i.maga.host/lowyB5X.png

• courtesy of u/GunToast -----> https://i.maga.host/Qrw0BEa.png

Joe's Rotten Brain on Drugs:

I went through and pulled Biden clips from a lot of his Democrat Debates. There are indeed many different Joes that have appeared.

• Which Joe will it be tonight? Try and find the match.