5735
Comments (282)
sorted by:
743
deleted 743 points ago +744 / -1
324
WhitePowerRanger [S] 324 points ago +325 / -1

i cant stop laughing at it ! at first i thought he called him a number 2 and almost spit out my drink

246
deleted 246 points ago +246 / -0
104
CT_MAGA 104 points ago +104 / -0

I kinda thought he was almost about to bust out laughing.

72
Chopblock 72 points ago +73 / -1

This guy is something! He can count!

45
WhitePowerRanger [S] 45 points ago +46 / -1

C’MON MAN!

25
Terstermernt 25 points ago +25 / -0

I think he actually was. You can see his face change when they said in his earpiece not to laugh.

44
FergieJR 44 points ago +44 / -0

Same for my wife

31
IamM 31 points ago +31 / -0

I mean with his apparent bowel issues he's slowly becoming mostly number 2.

17
BigMikesD 17 points ago +18 / -1

93% #2

10
bubble_bursts 10 points ago +10 / -0

So many meanings ...

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
211
deleted 211 points ago +211 / -0
146
MustBeTrump 146 points ago +146 / -0

Sharp is 100% the right word for it, that was so fast and casual and switched on, almost like a reflex.

You can tell he's had experience of that kind of interaction in hectic meetings where he's listening and talking at the same time.

33
Modernturnkey 33 points ago +33 / -0

Here it is. This is the comment of the century that everyone overlooks, or misinterprets.

Trump isn't interrupting Biden, though it looks like it to us. This is a debate to Trump. This is how he operates. He listens and speaks at the same time. A lifetime of wheeling and dealing will do that.

The debate would be better with no moderator. Let Trump loose. Let him run circles. If Biden can't keep up, or loses his cool, or can't talk over Trump, than he's obviously not the candidate for the job.

16
deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
9
ThePlot2Steal2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Self made billionaires are use to running things.

Add that he's a New Yorker, and there's little hope for Sleepy Joe

1
MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a fair fight anyway there's little hope for Joe.

88
MAGAlikethis 88 points ago +88 / -0

The man can kick your ass and keep better track of your bullshit than you can... all at the same time.

59
MudDog 59 points ago +59 / -0

Pro-tip, it's a lot easier to keep track of all the bullshit if you're the only one in the room who isn't lying.

31
2016TrumpMAGA 31 points ago +31 / -0

My grandfather told me that if you told the truth, you wouldn't have to keep track of all your lies, and that you wouldn't ruin your reputation by getting busted when you forgot the details of one of your lies. He was right.

19
shaunyboy20 19 points ago +19 / -0

So true. If you don't have to constantly evaluate if what your saying aligns with your previous lies, you can just say what you're thinking. Which is powerful.

2
chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget that he's stone cold sober!

17
Democrit 17 points ago +17 / -0

You also dont age as fast when you aren't lying.

64
ChelseaHubbell 64 points ago +64 / -0

I pointed this shit out to my bro when it happened, he had nothing to say. The impressive thing about this is Trump's multitasking skills, speaking and listening at the same time while catching a flub by your opponent then jabbing him like it was nothing

7
WhoElse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nothing to say? Is he mute?

57
nmipede 57 points ago +58 / -1

Can't. Stump. The. Trump.

31
NotoriousCrux 31 points ago +31 / -0

Signs of a sharp mind while on the other side... well, you know.. the thing

413
GravityBounce1976 413 points ago +414 / -1

That is the most impressive thing I've ever seen in a debate. He's trying to make a point to Wallace, while at the same time listening to Biden... AND CORRECTING HIM. Trump is a machine.

150
deleted 150 points ago +150 / -0
52
IllusionOfChoice 52 points ago +52 / -0

.

37
deleted 37 points ago +37 / -0
27
psyop 27 points ago +27 / -0

That's really incredible. I wish I could focus like that.

3
Wypepo 3 points ago +3 / -0

SHARP AS FUCKING OBSIDIAN

3
ifififififokiedokie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real question is why he had to debate wallace in the first place...

324
deleted 324 points ago +324 / -0
86
Wypepo 86 points ago +86 / -0

NO DEMENTIA HERE FOLKS

62
2020REBOUND 62 points ago +62 / -0

Biden's faces in the split screen were a sight to behold...

29
RightWingGrazer 29 points ago +29 / -0

Biden shut the fuck up right then!

18
Super_Duper_Wall 18 points ago +19 / -1

Look at the color gradient evidenced by the background..... #TOTALLY RIGGED....

STAND-DOWN AND STANDBY

5
daveinpublic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ya I notice the orange is a little more saturated on trumps footag, just going by the backdrop.

22
Brucesky420 22 points ago +22 / -0

Seriously, focusing on what he's trying to say while also dropping a dementia reminder on Biden

278
yoda 278 points ago +279 / -1

Everyone on Twitter saying Biden should walk out. He's getting demolished.

In what world could Biden do what Trump just did? Making his own point and then calling out Biden for messing up and saying step 3.

60
chieflemons 60 points ago +60 / -0

Really? That's good to hear!

37
deleted 37 points ago +39 / -2
46
deleted 46 points ago +47 / -1
45
MustBeTrump 45 points ago +46 / -1

It was all just too chaotic, Trump didn't fuck up at all, he did great, but I don't think much was achieved for either side with Chris as the moderator, it was awful.

34
ObongoForPrison2020 34 points ago +34 / -0

Trump thrives on the chaos. This is not Biden's wheelhouse. He is old, slow, stupid, and sick. The quicker the pace the more burned out he gets. Trump lost no supporters tonight, but Biden sure did.

28
FromSethWithLove 28 points ago +28 / -0

I was thinking, at first, Trump needed to cool down, but then I realized sitting back a little for the sake of saving chaos would've allowed the geriatric tag team to vomit more lies. Trump played Wallace at his own game and had the control: absolute best move, given the circumstances. Always trust GEOTUS

28
BestTimeToBAlive 28 points ago +28 / -0

I was thinking he was too wild at first, but then realized that there is no time allotted for rebuttal. If Trump didn't interrupt him, Biden's lies would be left hanging in the air as the last word each and every time. It would start to ring as truth.

He had to interrupt bc Wallace sure af wasn't going to challenge any of the lies

15
MustBeTrump 15 points ago +16 / -1

I can see that being the case. Nothing Trump said or did will have lost him supporters, but people will definitely be questioning Biden now.

4
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chrissy Wallace wasn't going to ask any serious questions to Biden, although he did pretend to ask a couple. So Trump just brought up the real questions.

-2
deleted -2 points ago +1 / -3
6
deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1
5
glow-operator-2-0 5 points ago +5 / -0

There should be two more match ups.

I hope Biden gets trounced and heels up Harris winds up to be a crack whore pornhub version of Mondale.

23
2020REBOUND 23 points ago +24 / -1

The quarterback can`t miss anything from the couch ;)

This was an amazing performance by Trump!

The spin is real though. But just think what was heard today just about Biden`s in moscow! THAT was real news for most Americans!

16
deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
5
deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
153
Mr_Beanths 153 points ago +153 / -0

I laughed so hard my wife yelled at me to be quiet. It was beautiful.

26
deleted 26 points ago +26 / -0
12
Fabius 12 points ago +12 / -0

My wife is super pissed at me tonight for "no reason".

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
131
Oda_nicullah 131 points ago +131 / -0

“THIS GUY IS SOMETHING”

DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT

AND YOURE A PUPPET ON STRINGS YOU OLD FOOL

113
GoingCamaro 113 points ago +113 / -0

"No one calls me number 2!!!"

  • Bono Biden
25
deleted 25 points ago +25 / -0
11
GoingCamaro 11 points ago +11 / -0

A billion Reddit golds to you.

112
jtlovin 112 points ago +113 / -1

Top Kek! Trump has got so much brain power he can keep track of biden's rambling commentary while simultaneously crafting a persuasive and eloquent argument, and still has the presence of mind to interrupt his speech to correct Biden

10
MaoHadOnly1Testicle 10 points ago +10 / -0

This was Biden's "Because you'd be in jail" moment.

At that point they should've just ended the debate, called it for Trump and went home.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sure hope so.

Trump dishes out so many burns we should start calling him "The Flamethrower"

95
KyrosQF 95 points ago +95 / -0

Biden - and that's number 1, Number 2, Number 3

Trump - No you were on number 2.

Also Biden's "shut up, man" in regards to his "packing the courts" dodge pretty incriminating.

46
deleted 46 points ago +46 / -0
23
psyop 23 points ago +23 / -0

Clown World command (who is in control of ole Joe) don't like when other people are called clown. That's strictly reserved for them. It's like a badge squirting flower of honor for them.

9
Fabius 9 points ago +9 / -0

He said it twice. Said sorry the second time.

6
remember1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think the Astros loaned him their vibrating bracelets they used to cheat in 2017. One pulse means 'calm down'. Two pulses means 'one liner/zinger'. Three pulses means 'mayday! mayday!'

6
MAGA_4EVER 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also called Trump a racist

80
BasementBiden 80 points ago +80 / -0

Holy shit, that Biden meme that gets posted in the comments here all the time actually happened, on the debate stage, and Trump corrected it. This timelines is fucking bananas boys.

11
don_piledrive_hilary 11 points ago +11 / -0

which one lol

11
2020REBOUND 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't let your memes be dreams

69
blacktankguy 69 points ago +70 / -1

his wit is off the charts

12
deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
59
deleted 59 points ago +59 / -0
12
deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
1
DonaldTrumpIntheEnd 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is keeping me up because I’m laughing so hard.

57
zebfross 57 points ago +57 / -0

Effin lol, that really threw Biden off; couldn’t even finish the sentence, lol

47
Transgirl_4_Trump 47 points ago +47 / -0

ROFL! Oh man, I love this. The look on Biden's face when he realizes Trump is right is priceless.

44
BannedbyRed 44 points ago +44 / -0

What was the context? I missed this part

67
WhitePowerRanger [S] 67 points ago +67 / -0

He was listing things he "did" and skipped number 2 lol hes like "number 1 blah blah blah, number 2, and number 3"

35
OptimusPrime 35 points ago +35 / -0
  1. Hysterical on POTUS’s part.

  2. Biden is definitely not in a mental condition to be running for office. That’s just sad. The Democratic mega donors are cunts for throwing him into the fire against POTUS (knowing damn well he would shit on any of their candidates).

11
deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
34
G_regulator 34 points ago +34 / -0

He's losing his train of thought more as the debate goes on. I will say, joe's doing better than I though he would, he's still fucking up alot tho.

5
Megladonald 5 points ago +5 / -0

he's doing better than you thought because of that wire probably

3
G_regulator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah just saw it, he has some sort of probe/antenna thing coming off his watch too. It's all a bit conspiratorial but definitely suspect.

31
farstriderr 31 points ago +31 / -0

If Trump hadn't stopped him some say he'd still be counting to this day.

7
WhitePowerRanger [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmfao probably tried counting himself to sleep!

27
GAGASays 27 points ago +27 / -0

NUMBER 4 NUMBER 5

1
Alpinix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everybody is picking on him, but he was just showing us how high he could count! Poor little guy.

26
ANCsemi 26 points ago +26 / -0

I watched this about fifteen times.

The amount of processing power he must have... to be trying to organize his own thoughts, argue with Wallace, and not only hear, but correct what Biden said, all at the same time....

17
merf 17 points ago +17 / -0

I've watched it about thirty times and it's one of the most god-mode moments I've seen on live TV. Trump is fully engaged with both parties on the stage simultaneously.

1000% fit for office.

The only thing that's a complete shame is slower people don't appreciate what Trump did here, and the media still won't acknowledge that Trump is an elite level debater.

We hear from our trash journalists that this debate was a shit show, but it was actually a pretty solid fight, with Biden outperforming expectations and managing to connect with the audience a few times. I hope he sticks around for the next debates so we can witness Trump's skill in more detail.

0
deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
10
ANCsemi 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm still watching it, and it's still blowing my mind.

6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
23
ModelMinority 23 points ago +24 / -1

You could actually see the mental confusion in Biden's face when he's actually wondering if he did say #2 or not. Clear signs he's not mentally fit to be president. Meanwhile, the REAL president has the mental fortitude and quickness to give the cuck Chris Wallace a tongue lashing while babysitting Sleepy Joe at the same time.

22
theffx 22 points ago +22 / -0

LMAO I missed this. Trump is so fast and SMART.

20
tursyinspace 20 points ago +20 / -0

This is HILARIOUS.

But don’t downplay its significance: Trump was speaking about his own stuff but was fully aware of exactly what Biden was saying and quickly caught his error and turned it into a moment. The man is sharp as a tack and it’s amazing.

14
deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
14
America_No_1 14 points ago +14 / -0

If you weren't listening you missed it. The best is even Biden laughs at it. Right up there with the primaries when President Trump weighed in on his johnson.

13
Iwasacheesemaker 13 points ago +13 / -0

This was one of my favorite parts, crazy that he caught that. Anyone have a timestamp to this?

15
Iwasacheesemaker 15 points ago +15 / -0

found it, 1:12:20

https://youtu.be/wW1lY5jFNcQ?t=4339

edited: added url with better timestamp

4
john_smokin 4 points ago +4 / -0

thank you so much for this, provides the "1" in joe's ramblings. I enjoy the video OP posted, but they should have just left in the extra couple seconds of joe starting with 1

12
TheLionParty 12 points ago +12 / -0

The fucking look of utter defeat on Joe's face after that is priceless. This is top kek right here.

1
ifififififokiedokie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love how it takes him a good 3 seconds to process.

11
deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
10
WhitePowerRanger [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love you mods =)

10
wassupwinners 10 points ago +10 / -0

Biden Status - REKT beyond all means. How the fuck do you even recover from this. LOL

10
deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
10
deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
8
MugaUSA 8 points ago +8 / -0

How the fuck did I miss that!

8
magaspif 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean this is like a scene in an old pirate movie where the hero is fighting off multiple badguys. here he effortlessly disarms the weaker foe (biden) to continue focusing on the other threat heh.

8
deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
8
BidensHairyLegs 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL fucking savage. Biden got off lightly though all things considered.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
6
AlphaOmaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

At the time of this comment this post is at 1776.

Nice

3
FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Noice

6
Porkchop-express 6 points ago +6 / -0

How do you call someone a piece of shit without anyone noticing. Trump knows

6
mickusa1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Debating Wallace and correcting sleepy joe at the same time..

6
its_three_oclock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmfao you can hear the producers laughing in the background

5
WhitePowerRanger [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s probably me 😂😂😂 (I’m kidding of course. The screen grab doesn’t record me but I was laughing so fucking hard it just might have caught me laughing all the way to the debate)

6
Reddeath195 6 points ago +6 / -0

My coworker is looking at me like I'm crazy I was laughing so hard I was crying.

5
xmetalgod 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dam Trump is sharp as a tack! Hilarious!

5
vxcnlxcn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmfao Trump is so sharp he's literally helping Biden debate him

5
July_1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
5
July_1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the best shit ever

4
russianbot4673 4 points ago +4 / -0

when i saw this live i just thought trump said something like 'no you're number 2' and i didn't get what actually happened. seeing it now, it is pretty hilarious. the way he just casually, almost friendly points over at biden to correct him on the number as biden forgets how to count to 2

4
thisguy883 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is some next level focus right there. He is able to pay attention while trying to get the attention of something else that is going on entirely.

Fucking gold.

4
midoridesu 4 points ago +5 / -1

Biden has that vacant look that my grandpa had before dementia set in and he started to think he was back in WW2. As much disdain as I have for the child sniffing dirtbag, the people that are putting him up to this in his current state are pretty evil.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0