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MAGAlikethis 88 points ago +88 / -0

The man can kick your ass and keep better track of your bullshit than you can... all at the same time.

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MudDog 59 points ago +59 / -0

Pro-tip, it's a lot easier to keep track of all the bullshit if you're the only one in the room who isn't lying.

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2016TrumpMAGA 31 points ago +31 / -0

My grandfather told me that if you told the truth, you wouldn't have to keep track of all your lies, and that you wouldn't ruin your reputation by getting busted when you forgot the details of one of your lies. He was right.

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shaunyboy20 19 points ago +19 / -0

So true. If you don't have to constantly evaluate if what your saying aligns with your previous lies, you can just say what you're thinking. Which is powerful.