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everylastjuan 72 points ago +72 / -0

Biden looked like an old white ghost.

Trump looked like a tanned fighting cock.

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BuSpocky 21 points ago +21 / -0

Phrasing, Juan!

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EagleI 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love this. Literally laughed out loud.

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MerchantMan99 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden looked like he got about 5 total minutes of sun in the last 6 months.

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Icepck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet he would have got out of the basement and into a tanning bed, but he couldn't afford Obama's tanning salon tax! (Which is obviously racist)

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

He must have used a bronzer then.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

100% perfect grammar and diction

Juan hundred percent