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LaPastillaEscarlata 528 points ago +535 / -7

This will end up on one of those "watch people die inside" compilations.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 278 points ago +280 / -2

"Hello darkness my old friend..."

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Tartarian-King 91 points ago +93 / -2

I've come to talk with you againnnn....

https://youtu.be/usN-pKfw6Q8

:)

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WhitePowerRanger 83 points ago +84 / -1

Because a Biden softly creeping...

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heist 76 points ago +77 / -1

On those children that are sleeping...

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Fren_Downunder 15 points ago +16 / -1

That whole first verse is completely relevant with this line in it!

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a Biden softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence

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zx9john 12 points ago +13 / -1

Oh snap

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LittleRedRidingPills 23 points ago +27 / -4

Only semi-related, but how freaking good were Simon & Garfunkel? Goddamn, right? Better than the Beatles.

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WhitePowerRanger 23 points ago +29 / -6

Actual beetles fuckin about are better than the actual Beatles.

*ducks and covers from downvoters.

IM SORRY THEY PLAY SONGS I IMAGINE 5 YEAR OLDS CAN PLAY ON POTS AND PANS. LITERALLY THEIR MUSIC IS SO SIMPLE YOU CAN LEARN THEIR ENTIRE COLLECTION IN 2 HOURS. like if you send your kid to music school, they’re going to teach “intro the whatever instrument” and just teach them Beatles songs cause it’s 2 chords and like one bass drum a cymbal and a snare. The Beatles are the cavemen of music. The only reason anyone knows about them is cause they were the first to paint in caves (even though a 5 year olds scribbles look better than the best cave paintings, people still rave about the cave painting) ie just fucking play concert after concert til their fingers got stuck in the exact same spot from playing the same chord over and over again.

That being said, here comes the sun and come together are all right.

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CadillacTwo 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have it on good authority that Art Garfunkel Jr is super-based

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M4ster_Yoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel kinda old now, but should've posted this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HahVcBoyGzk

No harm done though buddy, we are going to win and it will be great. YOU WATCH!

GO USA!

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zx9john 24 points ago +24 / -0

Because a Biden softly creeping

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Fizbin7 23 points ago +23 / -0

Sniffed the kids while he was sleeping...

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zx9john 24 points ago +24 / -0

And the vision that was planted in my.... you know the thing

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godaddy42 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIGHT ON. CAN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF OF KIDS NOR WOMEN. CREEPY GUY,

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Worldtraveler0405 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thankfully Wallace is done. Now Joe Rogan up next!

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ViolentNPCS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want a Joe Rogan debate...

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VetforTrump 73 points ago +73 / -0

Certainly didn't see that one coming

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Flipbarryfromreddit 60 points ago +73 / -13

You can see the fear in his eyes!!!! BTW HERE’S ABSOLUTE VIDEO PROOF JOE WAS WEARING A WIRE!!!!! https://twitter.com/media__ferret/status/1311167917636059144?s=21 here’s a diagram exposing his cheating: https://twitter.com/justwinejosh/status/1311183458006306816?s=21 it even involves fake skin!!!!!!! Here’s a pic proving it’s not a pen https://media.thedonald.win/post/BnQ8NJ75.jpeg IV comparison- this is what it is! https://twitter.com/staypatriotic/status/1311193061624606726?s=21

IS #JOEBIDEN WEARING AR CONTACT LENSES & PROJECTING HIS SPEECH WITH THEM??#PresidentialDebate2020 #PresidentialDebate #deepstate #COVID19 #trump #joebiden https://twitter.com/peaceknuckles/status/1311115586886402048?s=21 He has SOMETHING in his eyes. He isn't looking at the camera. He's looking slightly up. Look real close. Here’s a contact lense which displays words https://twitter.com/peaceknuckles/status/1311115595878928385?s=21 Intelligence services clearly are doing everything in their power to work against GEOTUS, aka developing and helping Joe get technology to cheat! See how his eyes are completely different here and change color: https://twitter.com/ronaldinhousa/status/1311241275618791424?s=21

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Autismo 36 points ago +48 / -12

This 'proof' is very slim man. Like I'd like to believe it'd be that easy to catch but people are getting way ahead of themselves with very little evidence here beyond a shitty mspaint with some arrows.

What kind of insane amateur shit would be using 70s Era wires.. fake skin and shit...when it's clearly the vein in his neck when he's coughing.... its beyond a little ridiculous and makes us look like morons.

I'm not even trying to concern troll, but calling this shit 'proof' is weak at best and feels like a fucking glowie op to discredit us at worst.

We're better than that.

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WhitePowerRanger 14 points ago +17 / -3

Lol yeah idgaf if he was wearing a wire or not. He sucked a humongous cock regardless

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MedPede 9 points ago +11 / -2

The vein on his neck might be JVD, but the tragus on his ear is definitely altered.
https://i.imgur.com/p59YS56.jpg

Look at several pictures of Biden and you don't see that big flat delta of smooth skin, except recently.

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RonBohr 7 points ago +9 / -2

His suit was way too carefully tailored, better than Trump's in fact, for it to be that big of a wrinkle on the chest of even a thin man's dress shirt.

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Whoopies_tds 3 points ago +4 / -1

Agree that the “wire” is likely a shadow from a wrinkle in his shirt. My guess is he’s using a higher tech version of Bose Sound Wear conducting sound through his collarbone https://thedonald.win/p/HY7SNVMz/biden-isnt-using-an-earpiece-hes/c/

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MedPede 11 points ago +13 / -2

Here’s a pic proving it’s not a pen

When I saw Biden clenching the pen, it looked suspicious. Senator Bob Dole used to constantly hold a pen in his hand, but that was to hide the extent of damage to his hand from being shot in World War 2.

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ThatCovfefeThough 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cheating to the max and he still flopped.

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Bax101 2 points ago +3 / -1

Still didn't help, lol.

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Missanthripocenex 37 points ago +39 / -2

Look how closely he’s listening to something. It’s not trump. Joe is intensely listening to the voice in his wire

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RonBohr 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's what I thought when I was watching him, though not in those words. He was too focused and emphatic in his replies even while his entire expression was befuddled and even fearful, especially when not speaking. It didn't add up.

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WhoElse 8 points ago +9 / -1

100%

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ChelseaHubbell 32 points ago +33 / -1

Joe keeps reading while they reinforce the message in his earpiece

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Smubbs 8 points ago +9 / -1

He had contact lenses made out of polarizer so he could see white words on a black monitor that no one else could see.

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

He did play Despacito on his phone the other day

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godaddy42 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIGHT OM. HE PROBABLY PUT THE AR CONTRACTS ON HIS DICK.

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45GoldenEra 1 point ago +1 / -0

dont need to operate anything, just hear the mic and read the words

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 0 points ago +3 / -3

Thats a lot of faith in joe understanding how he tech works. Skeptical.

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Wtf_socialismreally 8 points ago +9 / -1

He doesn't have to understand how it works to use it.

Do you know the exact microarchitecture of the CPU you're using works?

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QSWO1 6 points ago +7 / -1

Looks like he knows how to take it. Barry taught him well.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +2 / -1

And Trump looked younger!