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aparition42 12 points ago +12 / -0

There's a class of glaucoma medications called prostaglandin that will turn eyes brown. Green is an intermediary between blue and brown eyes.

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HadrianHadAChance [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

so Biden might have glaucoma?

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MAGAbeast2016 7 points ago +7 / -0

Either he’s pumped full of drugs or in order to save his life Hillary the Borg Queen injected Joe with her insidious nanoprobes

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Isaiah53 6 points ago +6 / -0

One pupil is dilated, the other pinprick.

Lots of ecstasy users used to come into the ER with that same presentation.

Stroke victims, too...but Biden obviously was not in the middle of a stroke last night.

Could also be a contact lens...I heard google was developing these with MIT. Let's you read web pages right from your own eye.

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johnbillaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was weirdly staring upwards during a lot of his answers.

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HadrianHadAChance [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

normally his eyes are blue but tonight one eye looks brown and one looks green

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Imjustin1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s a lizard