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GoBigly 311 points ago +312 / -1

But he also won’t support it

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DickTick 195 points ago +195 / -0

COME ON MAN!!! IVE GOT A PLAN!!! THIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE A PLAN!!! BUT I GOT ALL THE PLAN YOU NEED, RIGHT HERE IN MY POCKET!! JUST RUN YOUR HAND DOWN IN THERE AND SEE WHAT YOU MIGHT DRUM-UP!!!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 32 points ago +32 / -0

I'll pull on his plan so hard that Creepy Gropin' Joe Hiden gets an on-the-spot sex change surgery!

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DickTick 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's definitely got a weird fetish with plans...

Or at the very least, the word "plan" itself...

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Casualize 8 points ago +8 / -0

His plan isn't very yuuuge either.

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OGpsywar 5 points ago +6 / -1

The green new deal will "pay for itself!"

... Only in that it's worth a $100 Trillion razing of the world economy (and more) to the Marxo-Satanists to finally realize their dream of laying America low.

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best summary of the night I've seen so far

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swampthingy 11 points ago +11 / -0

it will pay for itself moving forward....but I dont support it. what the hell is that?

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DrWrD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ramblings of a delusional racist that in his own words is the Democrat party.

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Magafactured 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’VE GOT PLANS THAT TURN BIG IN THE SUN...

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LiberalistChris 4 points ago +5 / -1

KEK

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FreedomIsntFree 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s a secret plan, I can’t tell you...

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NancysMinge 10 points ago +10 / -0

He’s got 47 years of work history for us to look at and it’s pathetic. Fuck his “plans” the guy cant make shit happen

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ValleyForge 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is that you Dutch van der Linde?

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Knight1_of_Sunset 79 points ago +79 / -0

Stuff like this makes me think that Biden did not write any of his responses, that all of his responses are written by left wing hacks, and that Biden is just a mindless speakerphone for the Democrat Party.

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Michigirl 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don't remember the exact statements, but quite a few times Biden contradicted himself. It was great. Hope the fence-sitters noticed it too.

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mnguy12000 14 points ago +14 / -0

Green New Deal, Police, Economy, Covid, MAsks and opening up. From what I can remember. He was talking in circles most the time.

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booblitchutz 26 points ago +26 / -0

Biden was monologe-ing with his carefully prepared remarks and Trump was disrupting that.

That’s what Trump IS, he is a disrupter. It’s how he does business, it’s how great industries are born, out of disruption.

Yes he didn’t let Biden stand there and spout pre-written bullshit, he tried to get him off script so people can get a glimpse of what’s really in his head and it worked.

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Scroon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I saw that too. Trump was purposefully talking over him to flood his inputs, so to speak.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was trying to get him off script because that's where the real answers are. Biden kept getting angry because Trump wouldn't let him finish his monologues that he's been rehearsing for months.

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BadManOrange 11 points ago +11 / -0

After watching it last night, I truly believe that the guy has no idea what stances he's actually supposed to be supporting. Heck, I think that whatever's left of his brain even realizes that a lot of it is bullshit that's why he says he's for it one minute and then says he's against it two seconds later.

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DickTick 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ding ding ding

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had no doubt that Creepy Gropin' Joe Hiden's responses will be canned responses prepared in advance. I did not expect that they'll be THIS bad or blatant. I would think that they'll still have some intelligence left within them.

Guess not. More good news for the rest of us.

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DrDT 11 points ago +11 / -0

Biden kept saying "look how many jobs GND would create"

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Kept waiting for Trump to point out that it would destroy the country long before any of those "benefits" could be realized.

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mnguy12000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Millions of Jobs....Digging ditches for the DEAD that crossed the "plan"

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Undying 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's his plan, but it's not his plan. It's good, but it's not good.

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Dialectic 176 points ago +178 / -2

“The green new deal will pay for itself, but I don’t support the green new deal. I support the Biden plan. “ hurrrrrrr durrrrrr

And there are retards on this very site who think trump didn’t dominate this debate.

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SF_3P0 26 points ago +27 / -1

Napoleon syndrome midget with mild TDS. Dude is a neocon pretending to own the libs.

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Raindrops1984 26 points ago +27 / -1

Black pill inchworms.

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6-_-j 12 points ago +13 / -1

Black pill is truly small dick energy

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JS_Mill 16 points ago +16 / -0

If it paid for itself, private businesses would already have adopted it.

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midnightrambler 13 points ago +13 / -0

Money printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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OptimusPrime 125 points ago +127 / -2

That is hysterical. POTUS looking around like John Travolta at the beginning 😂

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LugNuts 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Whutt,,, Am I the ONLY ONE heahh who thinks this is bullshit?!"

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pray_for_kekistan 113 points ago +113 / -0

Archive of Biden's website explicitly supporting the green new deal: https://archive.maga.host/magahost/20200930110841/https://joebiden.com/climate-plan/

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden believes the Green New Deal is a crucial framework for meeting the climate challenges we face.

Spread it far and wide.

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BreakfastGun 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow. I guess he was against it before he was for it... only in reverse. Why can't they just actually come out and put forth policies they are for instead of flip-flopping all the time based on what they perceive people's impressions are?

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zebfross 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, he says at the bottom “The green New Deal is a crucial framework, blah blah...” So just enough slippery political wording to get out of directly supporting it. Most of the Democrats are riding this fine line.

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Tryhardneckbeard 70 points ago +70 / -0

But he also said it wasn't the Green New Deal but then It was the Green New Deal then It wasn't the Green New Deal and Antifa wasn't an Organization but then it was and then it wasn't (Antifa.com)... not like his supporters care about the flip-flopping they are all down w/ him lying his way into the Presidency.

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FreedomIsntFree 24 points ago +24 / -0

Biden is like a visual display of how difficult it is to keep up with dem talking points. There’s so much mental gymnastics going on, you can’t keep it straight.

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Tryhardneckbeard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden plays the game of sound bites... He knows what he's doing.

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Precisely

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Roscoe2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

I love that antifa.com re-routes to Joe Biden.com

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BananaWizard 65 points ago +65 / -0

Why would it pay for itself when it generates no money?

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ManyDirt 45 points ago +45 / -0

Mind numbing taxes.

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ManyDirt 8 points ago +8 / -0

But also he doesn't support it. But it's on his website that he does. But it'll pay for itself. ????

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jarvis 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's about stealing money from you and giving it to their friends in the renewable energy sector.

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undefined 4 points ago +4 / -0

and giving it to their friends in the renewable energy sector third world countries

ftfy

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SF_3P0 9 points ago +9 / -0

But he said he would lower taxes from 21 to 28 percent.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will have to come up with a lot more taxes to pay for electric cars for everyone, the eradication of cows, and bulldozing buildings to the ground just to build new ones.

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I_LUV_WINNING 11 points ago +11 / -0

We will need new jobs, like car exhaust inspectors, home solar conversion teams, airplane pollution monitor, move all manufacturing to China, etc etc

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WhoElse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it ... car exhaust ... not much different than CA I guess.

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like Sharia tyranny for every facet of life!

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Basically broken window stuff.

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Dereliction 9 points ago +9 / -0

Their literal argument? Fewer hurricanes and natural disasters to pay for.

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SBOJ_JOBS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every time that argument is thrown out, Trump should just say "ACE index". This is a scientific attempt to measure the energy of tropical storms in a given season. The most difficult part of projecting this measure back in time is the fact that today we can see and measure storms which likely were missed generations ago, so that factor is estimated. That said, the best guess for the ACE Index shows no sign of increase over time. Its science and firm, if not hard, data.

Here is North Atlantic Data:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accumulated_cyclone_energy#/media/File:Accumulated_Cyclone_Energy_of_North_Atlantic_hurricanes,_OWID.svg

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mnguy12000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tornadoes in Iowa??? He mist have forgot the 50s when super cells rampaged through the midwest! Its happens that this year was one of the LOWEST for Tornadoes in the upper midwest. Guys a dumbass.

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TennesseePride 7 points ago +7 / -0

It would literally cost more money than there are US dollars currently in circulation.

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mnguy12000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard it was THE WORLD

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ifoundtheidiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like the federal government hiring people to do nothing productive and say they’re “creating” jobs by taxing us more.

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Dckman 40 points ago +40 / -0

kek. youcan'tmakethisshitup

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PremiumPatriotPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a disaster!

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tonightm16 29 points ago +29 / -0

Taxes. Tax the fuck out of the lower and middle class till everyone is poor and living off the state. Then you can do whatever you want to those people. Send them to camps. Slave labor. Fire them into ovens. Etc etc.

TGND is not a thing. If you know what I mean. Just like the "Great Leap Forward". It's a safe way to reduce the population of a country. Safe as in no one will know what is happening till millions are dying of starvation and disease. Then they can turn around and sat "oh well looks like the TNGD didn't work. Sorry".

COVID reduced the American population and was a test to see how the American population would react. Sadly most Americans were fine with freedoms being taken away.

People still don't understand what socialism would mean for the future of America?

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cuhboose 13 points ago +13 / -0

Covid only reduced the american population by about 8k now. The rest died of other causes that were going to kill them either way.

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mnguy12000 3 points ago +4 / -1

1 in 500 Black people will die from COVID by the end of the year LOL

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Democrats are Tyrants and Murderers in their Demonic Hearts, and Creepy Gropin' Joe Hiden is the Democratic Party.

You can connect the dots.

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knightofday 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent analogy, Green New Deal=The Great Leap Forward and it will result in the suffering and death of MILLIONS

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HughGRection 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's like where Rick James says he didn't grind his feet into Eddie Murphy's couch. Then immediately says he remembers grinding his feet into Eddie's couch.

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Isthisusedtoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly. Fuck yo couch

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joker 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pocket Money

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JoeSnifDaKidz 12 points ago +12 / -0

WALLACE: NONONONONONONO don’t bring attention to his misstep!!!!!

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Histrionic_Answer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good luck building solar panels or wind mills without fossil fuels.

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RighteousViolence1 5 points ago +5 / -0

We’re not gonna talk about where the electricity will come from for all those charging stations.

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mnguy12000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Duh MAGIC!

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the-new-style 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm still waiting to hear how to produce the world's annual consumption of steel - 1.9 billion tons - without using coke.

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anonanomous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mitch will have a job after he leaves office duh.

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MeSewCorny 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Green New Deal will pay for itself...

After they raise our income taxes, out of our paychecks, through the roof to magically pay for all of the new government oversight agencies, workers, and tranfers of wealth to 3rd world countries once back in the Paris Accord. Guaranteed he will be pushed into as all of this if he got into office.

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Kamala_Harris 4 points ago +4 / -0

i think it was at this point in the debate that a said aloud to the TV, "Joe, you are economically retarded." or maybe it was when he said that we would raise taxes to drive growth.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that happens, then I pray to God that these Democrat criminals gets punished.

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Independenceforever 9 points ago +9 / -0

Glad you someone else caught that whopper. Stood out to me like an explosion in the countryside.

It seriously doesn't even feel like real life. Climate change hoax? Chinese bat flu hoax?

Trump did a great job dancing around most the official narratives but when do we just go for the jugular on all this middle-ages level pseudo-science from the medical/science whitecoat high priests.

What a farce! The left has gone insane!

walkaway

and lets build our way to heaven out of this dystopic hell.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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kleindropper 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love it. Biden contradicts himself within a 5 second span.

Meanwhile on his website: "Biden believes the Green New Deal is a crucial framework for meeting the climate challenges we face."

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Slyhillary 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think Biden is the guy from Office Space that developed the "jump to conclusions" mat.

https://youtu.be/hNuu9CpdjIo "I deal with the customer!"

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

They come in a pack of six. If you can sell five at a 20% markup, they pay for themselves and the sixth one's free.

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Wheredidiputit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love how trump got him to call his plan the green new deal

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patriotvetPA 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you debate a crazy senile person who doesn’t even know what he just said 10 seconds before? Green new deal is great! But I don’t support it. ?!?!?

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G_regulator 3 points ago +3 / -0

This was Joe's best opportunity in the whole debate. I personally don't believe the science of climate change supports it's claims, (every 10 years for the last 50 years they've told us we've only got 10 years it's all bullshit, another ploy to take our rights away) but the majority of people do and Joe had a chance to get some point on the board here and Trump tied him in knots.

First he supported the green new deal, then he didn't, then he did, then he said he was going to make the Biden deal??!?! Whatever that is? But we all know he signed onto Bernie's manifesto which includes the green new deal!

What is it Joe? Where do you actually stand on anything? He's so non committal because he's afraid of being challenged. His whole platform is "I'm not Trump" and that's it, oh and he's gonna take your guns, or he isin't, I don't even know anymore.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

The “Biden Plan”...

Nationalize all industry.

Confiscate personal wealth.

“Look at all this climate, y’all!”

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dirtbiscuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guess who has done more for the environment than any other pol, living or dead, simply by putting the brakes on China's unregulated economy?

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anonanomous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden’s “No” here was a tell on how corrupt he is. It was a politician-style response from someone who is so used to lying their entire life that they read into the inflection of the person asking the question and attempt to give that person the response opposite the implied “bad answer.” Maybe someone else has a better description for this. Pathological liar? He just can’t help but react with a lie based on the way Chris asks the question. When Biden literally just said the Green New Deal will pay for itself which suggests he does support it. Biden is a puppet, a fraud, and a liar.

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Ieggo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would he say that the Green New Deal will pay for itself when he said that he doesn't support the Green new Deal and he has the Biden plan. BTW $100 trillion can't pay itself.

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mnguy12000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trumps face when this was going was priceless!

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The_red_hat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump loving that moment

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

My theory is that Biden was confused in that moment and thought the "Green New Deal" was something Trump proposed so he has to be against it. His handlers are reviewing the programming now.

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Arriveria 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish my debt would pay for itself

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DeathBattleFan123 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gaffe was that he admitted his support for the Green New Deal, not that he accidentally called his plan by the wrong name.

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Jduufiisjhxhgd 2 points ago +2 / -0

He wants power , power to make his handlers rich. That's all he wants.

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left: "its simple, we force people into green energy! Think of all the jobs it'll make!" Brainlet.jpg

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MeatloafFvck 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Green New Deal will pay for itself

Do you support the Green New Deal ?

No, I don’t support the Green New Deal

?????

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

He doesn't have a plan for breakfast. Let alone for the nation.

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Cloudy_mood 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I support the Biden plan- which is to answer the questions here then get the hell off this stage.”

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coup13 2 points ago +2 / -0

The green new deal will do exactly what the democrats and their globalist overlords want, and that's to destroy this country.

So if they ever get to implement it, then yes, it will pay off big time for them.

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Jesse3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah if you can put a price on misery it’ll be a stunning success.

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BannedbyRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

“The green new deal will pay for itself“....

(insert photo of power cord plugged into itself)

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JigglesV 2 points ago +2 / -0

"joee you're done..!"

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Triptrop702 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then we don’t need to fund it then

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womp_squared 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC5LaHUnQMA

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goldbarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

AOC can use the 3 billion amazon tax break she’s saved On a lot things!!! 🤣🤯

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Trumptastic88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trumps face LMAO

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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TheKingToasty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Talks about the Green New Deal, doesn't support the green new deal? Which one is it Sleepy Joe?

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patslimmy1 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The Green New Deal is gonna be great. But I don't support it."

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