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bidensmissingbrain 129 points ago +129 / -0

If Jesus Christ came down from heaven and told people to vote for Trump they'd just condemn him as a white supremacist, Chris Wallace would insist Trump denounce him, and then they'd go re-crucify him.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get the stakes son. We're gonna put this 2020 vampire down for good.

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Checkout 11 points ago +11 / -0

They would use corrupt FBI agents to arrest Jesus with a no knock warrant - assign Judge Amy Berman who would put a Gag order on him.

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45fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly how the Spanish inquisition went. If Jesus was there then it would have gone like:

"We are good. Defying us means you're evil!"

"Umm, hi. I don't condone this." -Jesus

"Burn the imposter!"

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thebigbear 5 points ago +5 / -0

COLD COLD HEARTED

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