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posted ago by Smubbs ago by Smubbs +141 / -0

I can tell by the way he speaks, and the way he corrects himself, and the way his eyes look at the camera. Biden's eyes look a little weird too.

Biden's opening answer was a dead fucking giveaway for me. Go back and watch it and tell me he’s not reading. Biden was absolutely fucking reading. This dude can hardly form a sentence and he was able to string that shit together? No fucking way.

When Biden said 91 instead of 19, that’s a dyslexic mistake, and when he called 911 nine-eleven

He was fucking reading

Just like this for those who don't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL_HAmWQTgA&t=1s&ab_channel=brusspup

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mostlyatnight 13 points ago +13 / -0

He was staring up to the left the whole time he said anything that sounded ok.

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KekistaniMemeLord 13 points ago +13 / -0

I mean we already knew every trick in the book would be used ot get him to stand up there for 90 min and not fall over foaming at the mouth. Drugged up, debate topics provided in advance, wire of some kind...

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Bigly-Wrong 13 points ago +13 / -0

I also found it strange that he said nine eleven rather than nine one one. You are on to something.

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Dumdum 8 points ago +8 / -0

That to me was the clue he was reading something truncated

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Raetchel 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is there a blank white screen somewhere on the debate stage? If yes, then I'd agree with you as to this possibility. Now my contacts spin freely on my eye, but I'm sure there is some way to get them to lock into an orientation.

Best part of this theory is no one would be the wiser. Trump should bring some polarized shades to the next debate and whip them out... have a look at all the white screens.

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Smubbs [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

You can do it with a black screen I'd imagine? there's surely a way

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Raetchel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here is a demonstration of what OP is talking about... for those scratching their heads.

https://youtu.be/f0XttPQ6g9c

Video is only 6:41 long... worth the full view.

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MindingPsNQs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, thank you! Very informative.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 6 points ago +6 / -0

The entire point of a toric contact lens is that they are weighted so they don't spin. That tech has been around for decades.

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Raetchel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, IDK what those are.

But I 100% believe you.

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Captntrouble 2 points ago +2 / -0

THAT is the best idea...

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leing15 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't need a screen at all.

https://www.mojo.vision/

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

AR contacts

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Smubbs [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Considering the DNC has god knows how many billions of dollars, this is 100 percent plausible.

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DX5_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

At first glance Biden's answers seemed rehearsed, which is understandable. But as time went on and Biden gave several long-winded rehearsed answers, I realized Biden is either has Olympic-level rehearsal skills, or something else was going on.

Let's suppose Biden does have Olympic-level rehearsal skills. Why did Biden appear absolutely dumbfounded by every question Trump asked? Surely he would have rehearsed something for Trump's attacks, right? So we see this major discrepancy in performance between questions asked by Wallace and questions asked by Trump.

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Sum_devil 6 points ago +6 / -0

His body language in the opening bit def looked like someone that was reading. Or someone who was reciting word for word a 2 min lil speech before he started to become normal joe again.

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MindingPsNQs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Question. Would looking through and twisting a polarized filter make Joes eyes look black if he was wearing polarized contacts?

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Smubbs [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m theory I think so but you’d have to be there in real life

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MindingPsNQs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or a polarized camera in the room. That would be amazing.

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dukedoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is a possibility.

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jughaid 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know the thing about Joe Biden....