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stratocaster_patriot 133 points ago +135 / -2

"Not according to Harris you aren't" - Trump

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Mrsattorney 16 points ago +16 / -0

Are we getting any Bernie Bro feedback today on all of this? I hope they abandon him en masse.

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Mrsattorney 9 points ago +9 / -0

Interesting. I talked to some libs last weekend. They will vote for Biden, but they really are unenthusiastic about him.

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +7 / -0

That means depressed turnout. They need major enthusiasm for a win. They also need high minority turnout as well as high percentages of minority votes. Trump is stealing a march on both.

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Mrsattorney 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of Trump's best assets is Biden. After all, Biden's endorsed Trump before ;)

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LesboPregnancyScare 12 points ago +12 / -0

I...i...I'm just a private citizen

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skmr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget the rule of two. For every master there is an apprentice. When the time comes, the apprentice will take down the master and take his place as the new Dark Lord.

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OrangeFruitGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?

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Wrexxis780 64 points ago +65 / -1

I am sad it took a whole night for this meme to come out.

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CommanderAJ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got up at 0200 local to see the debate, only just got to making it xD

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Colonel_Chestbridge 14 points ago +14 / -0

That shit was draining to watch. Meme makers need rest too

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

It really was. What a mind fuck.

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Mavdick96 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bruh as soon as he said that shit, I immediately thought of this meme.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same.

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fallhollow 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know right, I've been waiting for this 😂

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YoureMyFavPerson 53 points ago +53 / -0

I noticed something important while they were arguing about wearing masks. Trump wanted to open businesses and get rid of masks in order to give people freedom. Biden was focused on keeping people safe. Biden thinks all Americans are children that need to be protected and controlled. He does not see the American people as responsible adults that should have the freedom to choose what is best for themselves.

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RandoTexasDude 19 points ago +19 / -0

Biden was focused on keeping people safe.

Pretty sure he wants to keep people controlled.

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BreakfastGun 10 points ago +10 / -0

Democrats in general don't see the American people as responsible adults. That's been the basis of their policies for along time now.

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fire rises!

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CrackaJack 10 points ago +10 / -0

Biden, like all Dems, wanted/encouraged the shutdowns and the fear. They needed to destroy the american economy to get Trump out of office and regain power. They don't care about anybody, just power.

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mnguy12000 8 points ago +8 / -0

this dumbshit wants to shut down the country, Then he'll blame Trump for the complete collapse that will happen. The economy is recovering and my 401k is over where it was before the shit happened. For him to say only the Millionaires and Billionaires are benefiting is a straight out lie. But isn't he a millionaire as well.

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thuggishruggishtrump 33 points ago +33 / -0

"Can I speak to your manager"

Bitch I am the manager.

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FergieJR 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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BishopofBlackpool 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Funny how as you get older, managers become younger, I mean much much older. "

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Bbasher 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fun fact: That guy died in the end by the guy that he trained!

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Shrillary 9 points ago +9 / -0

(Harris)

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GeoG85 0 points ago +1 / -1

Supposedly, his zombie is the final boss in the new films. Adam Driver's character dies killing him.

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Disney Star Wars is non-canon, it was just very expensive fan fiction.

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Kaggzz 16 points ago +16 / -0

Remember when he said this and then later said he didn't have an elected position and couldn't talk to democratic mayors and governors? Like even if you are the democratic party your elected officials won't listen to you unless you have something to offer them?

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jasper_db1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump could have nailed him on that one but didn't. Biden's the party's nominee for president and while he does not hold office, is the figurehead leader.

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CrackaJack 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jar Jar became a wartime General with some major wins. Biden hides in his basement.

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slaphappy2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Biden : " I AM THE DEMOCRAT PARTY !! "

Trump : You opposed my China and Europe travel ban as "xenophobic".

Chris Wallace : So gentlemen - would either of you have done anything different ?

Biden : Uhhh...Chris...as you know, I was not an elected officeholder when this happened...

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MadRussian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Darth Retardus

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not a story the democrats would tell you.

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E-dantes 8 points ago +8 / -0

But....but.... i though we were empire.......

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ArcticPharaoh 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Not yet!"

-Pulls out... you know...the thing-

"Then you ain't black, then."

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ChinaVirus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden: "I am The democratic party" .... Cw: have you called the Dem mayor of Portland? Joe : I'm not a politician right now so no.

Wtf.

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TheGreaseman81 5 points ago +5 / -0

Randy.........I am the liquor...

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Mojave_scavenger 5 points ago +5 / -0

You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Biden the unwise? I thought not its not a story the republicans would tell you. Its a democrat legend. Darth Biden is a dark lord of the democrats, so unintelligent and unwise, he could use the force to influence the the party to become...their nominee. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from truly losing. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was...losing the election which, eventually of course he did. Unfortunately he decided to try to debate Trump, then Trump killed him on the stage. It's ironic, he could influence the elections and debates, but not enough for himself.

(I tried, lol)

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OrenthalJamesObama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it possible to learn this power?

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Mojave_scavenger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not from a republican...

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floridadave 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am just a private citizen

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jsphere256 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's postal, then

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pursuitoftruth1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad there is no such party. This loser doesn't even know the name of his own political party. Democrat Party.

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Liberty0rdeath 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks kind of similar too. Funny.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the first thing I thought of when he said that. I was hoping someone with photoshop skills would do this LOL

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operator1214 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am: rioting, looting, extortion, ballot harvesting, high taxes, illegal spying, bad race relations, bad sex relations, economic stagnation/unemployment, selling favors to foreign governments, TOTALITARIAN DICKWEEDISM!, ....

Ok, gotcha Joe.

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Loved how he said that and then later on he was talking about how he hasn't talked to liberal mayor's and governors to get their shit together because he is out of politics.

So what is it Joe are you the democratic party or are you out of politics?

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Rainman 3 points ago +3 / -0

DESPITE BEING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BIDEN IS INCAPABLE OF ASKING OTHER DEMOCRATS TO QUELL VIOLENCE?

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QuickMaths 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Look at me... I am the democrats now.”

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also known as "how to make democrats cringe."

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YugeDon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you ever heard the story of Darth Joedius the Pedo? It's not a story the Democrats would tell you.

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CommieCrats 2 points ago +2 / -0

mitch is the best I am the senate

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elmerecido 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO MR. BIDEN, YOU ARE THE SWAMP.

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Jcholl9 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know when Bidden said that he took on the responsibility for being the leader of a terrorist organization or at least a puppet of the democrat terrorist organization....

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

"...but it's not my job"

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TrustTornado 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a demonic party

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sometimescanbefunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, was waiting for this meme. Was going to make it myself if I didn't see it on here today.

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OrangeFruitGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for making this, OP! I tried to make something similar during the debate, but I rushed it. Yours is much better!

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden : "I am the Democrat Party !"

Ilhan Omar : " Hold my non-alcoholic beer and my burka and watch this !"

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, I was thinking of the same meme! You beat me to it. Nice job pede. :)

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite moment from last night.

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YUUGEJAYNA 1 point ago +1 / -0

His first truthful statement

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep telling yourself that.

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bigoof88 1 point ago +1 / -0

This shit writes itself...good lord

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Washcloth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not yet

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CONNMAN 1 point ago +1 / -0

DEMONcratic

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dingdongbob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I said "Calm down there, palpatine." when he said that.

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MidwestNorsk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corrupt As Fuck

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gamingthisandthat 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the demrats can have you.

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another Dream he is having i will bet that both Clinton and Obama are pulling the strings Soros tells them to.

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lanevorocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is a chronic liar